BigAl

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You win the prize

The one I thinking of stays a little closer than that

Yet another classic non story from our friends at Aberdeen Journals

Ouch

Actually, I can think of one regular on here that might jump it

What kind of sick sexual sickos do you think we are on here. Imagine thinking anyone would want to mount your tv, on a wall or elsewhere come to that

Massively reassuring....NOT What a fucking joke we really are. You simply couldn't make it up. Do we have a Plan B come the end of this month and Hayes decides he isn't coming to us ? Craig Brown confident Aberdeen bid to sign Jonny Hayes won't be derailed by Hearts Jun 13 2012 ABERDEEN boss Craig Brown is confident Hearts won’t gazzump his bid to land out-of contract winger Jonny Hayes. The Pittodrie club announced earlier this month that the Inverness star had agreed a two-year deal to join the Dons. But the Jambos have launched a late attempt to snatch the 24-year-old Dubliner even though there is no manager in place after Paulo Sergio quit. Brown, though, is convinced Hayes will be in his starting line-up when the season starts in August. He said: “It is our understanding Hayes will join us after his summer break. “He is under contract to Inverness until the end of this month and we plan to complete the formalities of the deal after that. “Nothing is certain as far as a transfer goes until the contract has actually been signed but we have been told Hayes will be joining us and I fully expect him to be here next season.”

Indeed it does

Don't fancy his chances of out running them

Oh the irony of HMRC being the ones to put the final nail in the coffin. Seriously moist with excitement Roll on Thursday

JC tipping JC apparently

What load of bull

Given the fact I'm left handed, I could go for that

Got a lovely ring to it

Read that article online earlier this morning. Are things about to start hotting up at last Lets hope so

Oh to have a grafter with an ounce of his skill in our current midfield....... we really were blessed with the likes of Grant, Mason, Bett and Connor all around at the same time. We would totally boss the league with that nowadays

As would I David

Wonder if he got his oh sooooooo important £5k per week there then

Disappointed with that one. would rather have kept him. Find it strange we never made him any kind of offer to stay

Another one bites the dust as Freddie sung

FFS Burton Athletic Enough said

I think she'd have cause to be seriously concerned if you wouldn't

Thats what Ii thought as well

A fuck up of monumental proportions The most surprising thing about this though is that it isn't a surprise