Just an example of the contractor following orders to the letter. Get a copy of the schedule of work and Ill bet they forgot to put 1) before you start take down the goal posts and put them somewhere safe'
'eh jimmy is it no a bit strange like?'
'Doesnae say we've tae move them so i aint movin them. You do it yerself if ya like'
'Nah yer aaright...plus we can bill them again when the order us to move them once the local press have had a laugh and the daily mail write a scathing report on local government.