tom_widdows

The real questioning of intelligence must go to the person who chose to kick the whole thing off by reverting to a standard response of which there is no possible way of confirming unless you have an extra X chromosome. FYI according to my sources the most painful thing in the world is being doused in petrol, set alight and left to burn but lets see how far we can drag this whole though out shall we? By the way your choice to revert to insults means I'm claiming a moral victory

It says to me that the pain cannot be as bad because you willingly bring it on yourself and get a pay off at the end which actively encourages some ladies to do it again (and in some cases again and again and again and again). Furthermore you get the option of drugs to ease it. No man actively seeks out baw trauma, gout, kidney stones and there is certainly no pay off in the end.

Have we sold our initial allocation yet?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/scotland/25617469

Has Gout ever made you pass out? If not Baw trauma wins

Watched the highlights. Reckon we have grounds of an appeal for Lows red card. As I see it he was already pulling out and it was his momentum that took out the killie player. No studs shown etc Yellow card at worst

Man united OOT!!

Man United fans allegedly turning on Moyes. Wonder how many of them were calling for Ferguson's head back in 1990?

Header straight from a corner too. I can't recall seeing one of those in a loooooong while 2more wins coupled with 2 more hearts defeats and we will be officially safe from relegation

And at the same point you chose to open your legs in the first place did you not?

Classic Scottish football overkill from the 1990s Re-build 3 sides of the stadium so that is provides the exact same capacity as the old terracing then charge £5-10 more per ticket to help pay for it all. Capacity of 18,128 makes it larger than Tynecastle. Think that largest crowd they ever had in the new stadium was in 1997 for the Scotland vs Estonia match Killie fans now seem to generally go for the TV Camera stand (probably because they don't have to put up with the hassle of being shifter when celtic come to town) so makes it look even worse.

Anyone who put a link in my PM would be reported to penfold

Did you 'choose' for yours to be kicked constantly for 12 solid hours or just the once Hebbie? And if so hoow many times did you 'choose' for it to happen over the years?

Come back to us when you have been kicked/ punched/ had a football booted hard as fuck into yer balls

Tis the hot topic at the moment People attacking babies is last months news Presume they will be charging them under the firework laws which has a max sentence of 3 months for illegal use. Add health & safety breach, illegal possession, public nuisance, reckless endangerment, possibly being drunk and disorderly, attempting to hide the evidence (however pointless). vandalism, breach of the peace (irony). Of course will a custodial term actually deter the morons or make it more of a thrill for them?

Yon latest series of Rab C Nesbitt is even worse than the last one. Really should have left it well alone. Was never 'west end' quality but the 'new characters' acting abilities are more wooden than Paul McCartney's leg fetish

Didnt work the last time Can't see it ever working. Away fans are always more up for it as in general they aren't mum dad & the kids and have been boozing a hell of alot longer. Also dont have the issue of the season ticket holders who dont want to move etc etc.

PS did some prick let off a smoke bomb after Pawlet's goal?

12600 in the ground Did they not open up the Jerry Kerr section and going by the highlights the visible gaps in the crowd dont look to add up to 2000 to me and the blurry video from the shed seems to show JK and main stand empty? Also quite handy that Anderson manage to pin Cierzniak for a 3 count as Pawlett headed in the winner

Malta in June for the first time since 1986 Apparently they got round to renovating the Island a couple of years back. Wonder if the cars have seatbelts now?

Coldsores are a bitch

Take it this is an Alba game? In/Oot - Oot Pre-match - Winding People up in shops by just browsing and generally getting in the way. Then being taken out by a mad Australian girl Match - Wherever said Antipodean takes me Post Match - Braehead Clan vs Fife Flyers Prediction - 1-0 Caley thistle

Fixed

Him and the guy from Hull both How long before Steve Bruce gets the boot I wonder?

Dog food isnt cheap you know