tom_widdows

Keeps you warm in summer, Cool in winter and guaranteed seagull shit & sea salt adhesion. I do wonder what is going to happen to the listed historic Wurlitzer organ from the old theatre that Jumping jacks were meant to restore and reinstall in their club but seemingly went missing

Did Sepp Blatter not get a serious amount of flack for a similar suggestion?

In/oot: Hopefully In (looking good so far) Prematcher: Car Match: Away end Postmatcher: Car Predition: 2-0 Dons (so thats us fucked now)

I heard there was a hard tackle in that game

I remember sitting in an New Zealand interent cafe listening to that last one. Shite game made even more shite with Jamie Smith missing a Penalty. The only good thing was a glitch in the Cafe's system so although the computer had logged off the audio was still coming through the headphones meaning i got to listen to most of the 2nd half for free. I recall the 1995 one too as I was sent into a panic to find out Snelders wasnt in goal as is wife had gone into labour about 2hrs before kick off. My faith in Michael Watt diminished further when well scored first. MIssed the equaliser as MW coverage in the highlands was (and still is shocking) but managed to tune in for Inglis winner.

Was also limping for a short spell after slipping trying to be a bit clever. 1st goal - Close range shot from shaughnessy after long throw in wasnt dealt with 2nd goal - very decent IMO. Deep cross to back post, headed back to the penalty spot and smith half volleyed the shot into the ground and past the keeper. Hayes missed a one on one with the keeper before we scored and Langfield had a great save when we were caught on the counter attack.

Thank fuck someone has their shooting boots on tonight

Given what my dad said he witnessed in the couple of weeks he was 'trapped' in Dubai (Ash cloud 2011) that article doesn't surprise me at all. Stories of horrific treatment/ slavery of migrant workers (Construction, hospitality and servants to the wealthy) from Philipines, bangladesh, Nepal etc in the middle east are all too common and it will continue until either the oil runs dry or the west finds an alternative source whereby and the middle east's silly rich mans toy economy will fade to collapse. If the yanks and Russians start plundering the Arctic that might be sooner than they think.

I am enjoying hearing the complaints from the club officials. 'ooh this is short notice, how can you do this to us?' 2 months ago they were told the site was being put up for sale and yet they didnt do anything Bit like being told your landlord is planning to sell the flat you rent then getting arsey with the new owners when they turn up and tell you to fuck off

That lawyer is classic. Yes we agree my client was speeding but 83mph isnt excessive and given he manages the tic byraway he should only get a 2 week ban say....about the end of May when he is on holiday?

Really should have entered my signature

Statto time The last time we went 3 years without the old firm winning the league cup was between 1953 and 1955 East Fife, Hearts & Aberdeen were the winners. That was during a 7 year run of non old firm winners (East Fife x 2, Dundee x 2, Motherwell, Hearts, Aberdeen)

We are fucked

Player Name: Goals:Niall McGinn3Scott Vernon1Jonny Hayes1Willo Flood1Mark Reynolds1Peter Pawlett1Josh Magennis1Calvin Zola-Makongo1 Third best defence and attack in the league

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJtX52D3CeA Most 'compact' world cup ever? Water taxis? One of their Vids even has 'just 30mins from Bahrain suggesting they are relying on their neighbours to take up the accommodation slack. German, English, Polish, Russian, Dutch, Italian, Turkish etc all within 1-2hrs of each venue in hot confined areas getting hassled by local plod when found to be drinking in public squares etc? Well they all get on so well nothing can go wrong there. Im starting to look forward to it

Has anyone got the actual details of their bid other than these new fancy stadiums which they will apparently be flogging off to Africa afterwards? Qatar is a 1/7th the size of Scotland with population of about 2million (only 250k citizens apparently. The rest are foreign workers) with about 70% of that living in one city. Their planned stadium capacity for the tournament is just over 600k (Almost 1/3 of the population) They will need to have Hotel rooms for about double if not more than that aswell as restaurants, transport infrastructure all built with cheap foreign 'slave' labour. Wonder how they will handle 20-30000 England fans invading their country plus how many other thousand dutch, german, french, italians etc The place is going to be a ghost town akin to those recession hit developments in Spain come March 2023

Presume they will also be paying FIFA's legal bills when the Australians, Japanese, Yanks etc take turns to sue them

Get her to wax and it will look more than alright

Anderson and Mackie Scored from it against Dundee (Mackies goal only just crossed the line so the ref missed it but it was given by the Linesman) Match is on Red Tv for those who like to waste cash http://www.afcheritage.org/matches/fixtures/mreport.cfm?fixture_id=132&season=2001-02&squad=Senior

Correct me if I'm wrong but is 'cliping' not telling on someone who is doing something that isnt actually illegal or dangerous but is against the rules, just so you can get them into trouble. Last time I checked vandalism of private property and releasing fireworks/ flares in a public place other than as part of a regulated display or as a distress signal were illegal and dangerous so its only cliping in the eyes of the fuckwits who do it

Did they not announce how many away fans there were? or is that something only St Mirren do and St Johnstone do?

Well you have to sell it to the yanks

In/Oot: OOT Pre-match: Escorting a young lady up a mountain Match: Yon mountain Post Match: Hopefully off the mountain Prediction: 1-0 Partick (Yes thats right you heard me!)

On the other hand it does show how thick footballers are that they will willingly sign for them. In other news im looking forward to my new job at woolworths. Im gonna stick around there for a couple of months and then get a better job with Enron.