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Would we get in trouble for having "Willie Johnston raped my grandma" t-shirts and banners done by the ultras next OF game?

Nah, went to uni with most of them and married one

As with everything in life medicine isn't an exact science. That's why I would never trust half the sh*te that Aberdeen University offer up as "doctors" and always get at least 2 opinions.

I'm sure the vast majority of the "you can kill a welshman if you expose your nipple and kill him with a ice-penis" laws were repealed by Labour in their first term. As for the UK copyright, I'm fairly sure that time-shifting is an exemption from a lot of the law, so as to make taping telly programs perfectly legal - you can't loan the tapes to anyone though.

Most that have access to the internet seem to be complete fuds.

Booth was offered a contract by us and by Setanta - and Setanta were paying more - that's why his comeback was only one season.

Here's what a proper interview would sound like... "So Alex, you left Aberdeen under a cloud, after some questionable deals, including the dodds/winters transfer, but hit success at Liverpool, winning all manner of titles as Rafa Benitez's right hand gimp, a position the players helped you into. What was your reward from the footballing gods?" 'I got to go to J-League football' Right enough big man - you really lucked out - What a step up from Aberdeen.

Billy Dodds + extras (cash, and I was led to believe the options for players like J de Vos) for Robbie Winters. The man was a prize plick.

So to clarify - after he left the dons - he's saved a J-league team from relegation. You do the maths....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/7768881.stm They can only get a fine??? Why can't they lose the points???

We don't have the quality to compete at this level so Calderwood has to negate the opposition and hope the half-talented players can nick it for us. If the board (wiggy and miller) splashed the cash on one or two DECENT (INJURY FREE)players, we could get a consistent side out.

You'd rather eat your own arse than see Billy Davies at Nottingham Forrest? What the fuck would you do if Davies came to the dons!

professional and the words rugby and scotland rarely go together. It's not really a professional sport in Scotland is it? Hardly a good yardstick then. (As most of the clubs in Scotland are non-professional) It's kinda like saying - 20,000 people to watch a fireworks display in Duthie park, in a city with no fireworks factory.

by saturday?

Is that the ghost of Dick Donald appearing in front of his stand?

And we think Jimmy has a tactical tombola.....

Great we are making a profit, player sales and european football made us profitable. We have no more players to sell and no european football this season - next year's financial results will be worst ever!

There's a photo of the both of them now. Anyone know the guy?

Is that the drinking equivalent of Sky+?

With logic like that we should be aiming for first.

Christ, how old does that make you 12? Or do you not remember 1995?

In the press, Deano wants £10k a week from Leeds to go on loan Can't see this one happening

Got to stop the rot of Semi-good players leaving and being replaced with less good players. Sign him up.

We've been shit ever since that walking mad coo disease advert came on the scene - he deserves castration

fishing?