What's everybody got planned this long weekend? Málaga cooking up another feast?

 

My folks are arriving today so need to make sure the house is in tip top shape. Hopefully catch some football too but hard to see when that'll happen.

Today - Working (joys of self employment)

Sat - Golfing and drinking

Sunday - Fuck all

Monday - AM Golf, PM Working

Today - working then gardening or golfing depending how I feel

Saturday - good scrub of car, clay, polish, then golfing, then pub

Sunday - golfing, then pub 

Monday - working, saves holiday for when I want it, not for when religious freaks decide I should have it 

Working

 

Nae getting involved with any English / Christian shite.

 

May get roped into a wee bit of egg rolling on Sunday.

 

Aberdeen holiday happens to coincide this year but I'll probably decide to open the shop.

Just finished work,packing the camping gear for Skye.Heading to Elgin first to do the old dears garden,take away and beer tonight,then boat fromElgol sometime on Saturday for a couple of days camping in the Cuillin    COYC

Jesus based English pish.

Boiled an egg in tea and painted a rabbit on it, now Im away up the Broad hill to roll it down, pick the bits o shell and grass aff o it and eat it. Kids dinna caine fit their missing nooerdays. 

Boiled an egg in tea and painted a rabbit on it, now Im away up the Broad hill to roll it down, pick the bits o shell and grass aff o it and eat it. Kids dinna caine fit their missing nooerdays. 

 

Duthie Park was our favourite spot to roll ,then as we got older bung our Easter eggs

Another traditional event fading into the sunset

Merry Easter to you all.

 

May all your rabbits lay chocolate eggs

I see the christians are whining again.

Trying to impose their wierdo middle eastern religious beliefs on our spring festival.

 

 

Easter related joke:

 

"Hey Dad, why is my sister called Teresa?"

"Because your Mum loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of Easter"

"Thanks Dad"

"No problem Alan!"

Oldest loon is sick as a dog, Skitter flying from him. So no chocolate eggs for him! Whole day infront o the box watching movies i think or on the pot!

Easter related joke:

 

"Hey Dad, why is my sister called Teresa?"

"Because your Mum loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of Easter"

"Thanks Dad"

"No problem Alan!"

 

Took me a wee minute .......................... ;D ;D

Took me a wee minute .......................... ;D ;D

 

Aye, it's worth taking a wee min to think about it. 

Oldest loon is sick as a dog, Skitter flying from him. So no chocolate eggs for him! Whole day infront o the box watching movies i think or on the pot!

 

 

Under cooked chicken fae the barbie?

Aye Malaga min.

 

 

Far better to stick to ready meals from the micro.