Bit of MILFage filth, Ruth Langsford....would you stir Eamonn Holmes porridge

 

 

 

 

 

In the realms of high double figure pintage and 5 or 6 nips (So No, to busy in A&E being resuscitated)

I'd be up it in the blink of an eye.... regardless of how soon Eamonn had been there before me. 

 

Top MILFage indeed! 

Only a size 12-14 but still a YES .

Who the fuck's Eamonn?

 

Aye, I suppose so

One of the Loose Burds squad o' mouthy menopausal harpies

 

I'll put it down as a yes but if she opens her gub and gives it all the faux feminist bullcrap I might find myself spending the next 20 years in a maximum security pokey.

 

Is it worth that risk? Hell yeah, she goes like a train is what I heard

She looks quite tall.  I've just bought a new van and she definitely wouldn't fit in the back.

 

Fill your boots lads, I'm out.

I'd give her one, certainly got it spot on when calling her MILF. I suspect she would be a right dirty auld hoor when she sees the boaby.

If I didn't know who her husband was, I would walk from Holburn junction to Balmedie for a shottie.

 

But the fact she is so sad to have picked that fud, I'd only walk the length of Union Street.

Nae bad MILF. Aye

Like a rat up a drainpipe

It's a Yes fae me, a horizontal tango....giving her the best 30secs o her life....

MILF, more like GILF material.

 

A very definite yes from me

MILF, more like GILF material.

 

A very definite yes from me

 

What's GILF Bigal

What's GILF Bigal

 

Granny id like to feck. Buc

 

Or if male a gadgie 

Granny id like to feck. Buc

 

Or if male a gadgie 

 

 

I'm so behind the times these days.

Granny id like to feck. Buc

 

Or if male a gadgie 

 

Jeepers, have never heard it referred to as the second one MS

Oh fuck aye, yon wid be fool.

 

Fool and ora.

 

I'd ging as far as to hazard clairty.

nivir

 

jesus fuck lads