Fridays WYOWYN

[Gervaise_Brookhampster]

Bit of MILFage filth, Ruth Langsford....would you stir Eamonn Holmes porridge

 

 

 

 

 

[capitalred]

In the realms of high double figure pintage and 5 or 6 nips (So No, to busy in A&E being resuscitated)

[1903_Redz]

I'd be up it in the blink of an eye.... regardless of how soon Eamonn had been there before me. 

 

Top MILFage indeed! 

[Buc]

Only a size 12-14 but still a YES .

[donsdaft]

Who the fuck's Eamonn?

 

Aye, I suppose so

[Ten Caat]

One of the Loose Burds squad o' mouthy menopausal harpies

 

I'll put it down as a yes but if she opens her gub and gives it all the faux feminist bullcrap I might find myself spending the next 20 years in a maximum security pokey.

 

Is it worth that risk? Hell yeah, she goes like a train is what I heard

[mondo]

She looks quite tall.  I've just bought a new van and she definitely wouldn't fit in the back.

 

Fill your boots lads, I'm out.

[TheDeeDon]

I'd give her one, certainly got it spot on when calling her MILF. I suspect she would be a right dirty auld hoor when she sees the boaby.

[rocket_scientist]

If I didn't know who her husband was, I would walk from Holburn junction to Balmedie for a shottie.

 

But the fact she is so sad to have picked that fud, I'd only walk the length of Union Street.

[MálagaSheep]

Nae bad MILF. Aye

[francis_begbie]

Like a rat up a drainpipe

[Donser AFC]

It's a Yes fae me, a horizontal tango....giving her the best 30secs o her life....

[BigAl]

MILF, more like GILF material.

 

A very definite yes from me

[Buc]

MILF, more like GILF material.

 

A very definite yes from me

 

What's GILF Bigal

[MálagaSheep]

What's GILF Bigal

 

Granny id like to feck. Buc

 

Or if male a gadgie 

[Buc]

Granny id like to feck. Buc

 

Or if male a gadgie 

 

 

I'm so behind the times these days.

[BigAl]

Granny id like to feck. Buc

 

Or if male a gadgie 

 

Jeepers, have never heard it referred to as the second one MS

[InversneckieDob]

Oh fuck aye, yon wid be fool.

 

Fool and ora.

 

I'd ging as far as to hazard clairty.

[Garlogie_Granite]

nivir

 

jesus fuck lads