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Celeb Deaths


fatjim

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Agreed Padre.

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Surely it would make more sense for the four celebs myself and Nellie have to go into their own playoff, and a new year to start immediately. I also reckon there are a lot of potentially good Celeb Death players being tied up by users who no longer frequent Donstalk. I would be willing to sort it out if you are sick of it FJ?

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No worries.

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Some additional deaths -

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Linda Uttley http://www.scrumqueens.com/news/168-tributes-pour-in-for-uttley.html

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Patriach Pavle http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patriarch_Pavle_of_Serbia

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Claude Levi Strauss http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claude_L%C3%A9vi-Strauss

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Ludovic Kennedy http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8314778.stm

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Edna Parker http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edna_Parker

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Joey Bishop http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joey_Bishop

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By my calculations that leaves a four way sudden death between myself, Nellie, Baldrick and Monkey.

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Also, El Padre and Chief Wiggum both have BB King.

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Christ I'm bored.

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This new over-complicated 'sudden death' rule sounds pish.

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Why don't we just have a top six/bottom six split towards the end of the season to really confuse people?

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Fatjim must go, I'll organise the protest banners.

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Harcus - your time of destiny is upon us. Or something.

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I see 'Chemical Ali' has been sentenced to death for the 4th time.

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Just fucking hang him you bastards! Then I can ride into the sunset with the title that is rightfully mine...

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Honestly though, I think the main failing of this war on terror in Iraq is the inability of the Americans to illustrate how to execute prisoners to the Iraqis.Ā  :-\

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Just fucking hang him you bastards! Then I can ride into the sunset with the title that is rightfully mine...

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Honestly though, I think the main failing of this war on terror in Iraq is the inability of the Americans to illustrate how to execute prisoners to the Iraqis.Ā  :-\

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Face it Harcus, he's been sitting in front of the open goal, scratching his head and wondering what to do next for years now.

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He's the Darren Mackie of celebrity deaths.

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Rugby interesting to watch? No, not ever.

I liked the 1980, or was it 1990, Calcutta Cup. David Sole/Soul et al. (switches to Jonathan Watson voice mimicing WGS) Will I ever watch a rugby match for the rest of my life? Nawww.

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Got to admire Bill McLaren's work. The ultimate pro. Never missed a beat. Knew his shit.

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Which of these sentences is true?

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a) CtS did fatjims mum.

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b) Minijc did fatjims' mum.

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c) Fatjim did fatjim's mum.

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???

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I think we can rule out B.

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