tlg1903 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Ok I thought I would start a new thread for miscellaneous arty type stuff as i didn't know where to put this. Its national poetry day, not a huge poem fan but I do have a favourite that was penned by a pal of mine back in the late 90's that any Aberdeen fan should appreciateOde to Baldur, man I bet That Jim Bett Never met with the idea of failure In those crazy 80's, what must he think? Baldur the last link In a time when it worth getting out of bed on a Saturday Still Eoin is worth his weight And Derek isn't as bad as my mate Gary Who lacks legs But that's life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tlg1903 Posted October 4, 2012 Author Share Posted October 4, 2012 fair enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CtS Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Wtf the fuck? However, this may be the ideal place to showcase Kelt's post war classic portrait 'Cruciate at Dawn'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatjim Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Mizer is autistic. He'll love this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatjim Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 fuck off That's so urban. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_min Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Any cunt not into musicals and wanna get rid of some tickets to see Matilda? No? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CtS Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 I found this breathtaking example of a fine Bronze statuette during a recent cultural trip to South East Asia. The delicacy and complexity of the sculpture points to the late 13th Century, possibly even the Chola Period. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_REkgXByDyuU/SPhL67OQd8I/AAAAAAAABMw/ldyvCnQRGHs/s400/bronze+rat.jpg[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Poems? There was a young woman from Australia Who thought all men were a failure So she laid on her back And opened her crack And in backed a lorry and trailer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madbadteacher Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Poem? "on a failed armistice" by MBT So, No, Go. Foe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotfree Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Mary had a little lamb It's fleece was white and whispy. Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease And now its black and crispy. Ahhh Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatjim Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Mary had a little lamb she washed it in a basin it slipped upon a bar of soap and smashed it's fucking face in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotfree Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed. Little Bo Peep was giving him head. As soon as he came she started to weep. She could tell by the taste he'd been fucking her sheep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CtS Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Is this the kind of stuff you had in mind tlg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 There was a young dentist called Stone Who saw all his patients alone In a fit if depravity He filled the wrong cavity Good Lord! How his practice has grown! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlg1903 Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 I find it best not to have expectations on this site cts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc_don Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 http://www.hookedblog.co.uk/ I follow this blog on fezbook and twitter, highlights a lot of the decent stuff which gets done in/around my area as well as abroad. Most of you probably think its pish, but I think it adds a bit of colour and variation to the banal urban streetscape. I hope this is more intune with what you wanted tlg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket_scientist Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Just booked tickets for next month for Ai Weiwei's exhibition at the Royal Academy of Arts. His first major exhibition in the UK. A man whom I admire for many reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc_don Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Just booked tickets for next month for Ai Weiwei's exhibition at the Royal Academy of Arts. His first major exhibition in the UK. A man whom I admire for many reasons. I went a few weeks back, brilliant exhibition! You'll enjoy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket_scientist Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 I went a few weeks back, brilliant exhibition! You'll enjoy it. You must have been one of the first then. Only been going since 19th September! Booked tables at Bob Bon Ricard and La Famiglia for two of the nights. You know either? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc_don Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 You must have been one of the first then. Only been going since 19th September! Booked tables at Bob Bon Ricard and La Famiglia for two of the nights. You know either? Not been to either but I've wanted to go to La Famiglia for a while. Looks like an ace little restaurant. We managed to get tickets for the second weekend. My favourite bit is the cubes, you'll know why when you see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket_scientist Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Not been to either but I've wanted to go to La Famiglia for a while. Looks like an ace little restaurant. We managed to get tickets for the second weekend. My favourite bit is the cubes, you'll know why when you see it. Saw it in a documentary a couple of nights ago. One metre cubes, one of them made with compressed tea. Looking forward to it, and the room with bike wheel chandeliers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket_scientist Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 Manc, La Famiglia is exceptional, one of the best restaurants we've ever been to. I tipped almost 50%! Bob Bob Ricard was overpriced and very disappointing. Ai Wei Wei was awesome. If you've not been to the Saatchi Gallery, I strongly suggest you do. Caffe Concerto on the Kings Road very close to it was excellent for lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc_don Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 Manc, La Famiglia is exceptional, one of the best restaurants we've ever been to. I tipped almost 50%! Bob Bob Ricard was overpriced and very disappointing. Ai Wei Wei was awesome. If you've not been to the Saatchi Gallery, I strongly suggest you do. Caffe Concerto on the Kings Road very close to it was excellent for lunch. Excellent, glad you enjoyed your time down here! Will definitely give La Famiglia a go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket_scientist Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 Cafe Royal was excellent for lunch too, but it's so old and famous you probably knew this already. Try the mulled wine with rum-soaked cherries. We love London. Best city on planet earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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