Superstar Tradesman Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 BOOOOOOOOOOO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyBiscuit Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Doug Stanhope is funnier than Jerry Sadowitz. No, he isn't. But fair fucks to you in doing that, it's a tough old gig, I'm sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatjim Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 I personally think Doug Stanhope is funnier but then there is something about a weegie accents that just puts me off comedians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrant Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Where and when's your next gig, FJ? I fucking love necrophiliac jokes. They're dead funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatjim Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Where and when's your next gig, FJ? I fucking love necrophiliac jokes. They're dead funny. I don't know yet to be honest. I have to make some grave decisions about my set. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAl Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 I don't know yet to be honest. I have to make some grave decisions about my set. Digging yourself a hole there FJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatjim Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Any hole is a goal. To put it another way I need to perform a post mortem on my material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrant Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Who did you rip off for your jokes? No cunt tells their own any more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatjim Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 I didn't really tell any jokes to be honest. The one thing that was as close to a joke was about stephen hawkings and apparently as I was informed afterwards it was very similar to something Ricky Gervais has said so I won't be doing that again. Apart from that it was mostly my own material. You wouldn't last very long if you just stole other people's gags. However in saying that if you haven't seen every comedian then you might come up with something similar in the same way a musician can come up with a similiar riff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrant Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Fair point. I just hope yer material is funnier than your shite posts on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatjim Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Fair point. I just hope yer material is funnier than your shite posts on here. It's not funnier than you getting upset every time someone slags Liverpool for being racist scum. I'll keep trying though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrant Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 As will abody else. It's more the way folk scrutinise any action by anyone connected to LFC for things they can pass off as racism to shout about that gets on my tits when there's just no racism there. Speaking of racism you must have some racist jokes in there too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatjim Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 As will abody else. It's more the way folk scrutinise any action by anyone connected to LFC for things they can pass off as racism to shout about that gets on my tits when there's just no racism there. Speaking of racism you must have some racist jokes in there too? Lets not make it about you ok. It's about me. I don't do racist jokes. I'm not a fucking retard like Caledonia. I'm a completely different type of retard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrant Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 What class of retardation would you put yourself in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatjim Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 What class of retardation would you put yourself in? Spastic pornstar if that is a classification. It's the only way you can fuck birds with down syndrome and get paid for it. Every other way you end up on the register and with no cash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatjim Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 Went along to a comedy open mic night tonight to check out the room because I am doing a set there next week. There was a comedian on who I thought looked like a female version of Mizer only to find out that she was a transgendered comedian. So there is a chance it could have been mizer. Personally I don't find female comedians funny and so far I am yet to hear a funny transgendered one too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Micky Flanagan pre-sale: http://www.livenation.co.uk/artist/micky-flanagan-tickets?c=mpbs-MickyFlanagan-160512s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Padre™ Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 Talking of comedians, where's seabass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAl Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 Talking of comedians, where's seabass? Last Active: December 16, 2010, 04:07:02 PM Seriously, is he still alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrant Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 Highly unlikely but let's all move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glasgowdon Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Ach, he's probably having a whale of a time somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrant Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Whales are mammals, nae fish. Or did I just bite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glasgowdon Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Whales are mammals, nae fish. Or did I just bite? Any nautical/sealife puns are acceptable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatjim Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Talking of comedians, where's seabass? Probably had his internet disabled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlg1903 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 I miss seebass's posts, they were a little bit like trying to figure out a countdown conundrum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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