Woke up this morning to the deletion of the original general thread, so here's an all new one.

Lob your general AFC stuff in here folks instead 

 

23 minutes ago, Ajja said:

One of the only moments of shame I’ve ever experienced as a Dons fan. still shudder when it’s mentioned by diddy clubs on P&B. Indefensible 
 

That and chucking a chair at McKenzie, not me, I didn’t chuck it, honestly. 

You can't even spell his name 

Great take away. 
 

I forgot to capitalise the start of the second sentence too. 

Edited June 2Jun 2 by Ajja

26 minutes ago, Ajja said:

Great take away. 
 

I forgot to capitalise the start of the second sentence too. 

It's easy to miss a capital here and there, but Jack MacKenzie has previously said that he'd rather be hit by a thousand chairs, in the nuts, than have someone miss the A from his name.

Macron officially confirmed as our new kit supplier but no sign of any designs yet.

https://www.afc.co.uk/en/news/aberdeen-fc-announces-record-breaking-partnership-with-macron

Wasn’t sure if this was WC or Dons chat, will spare you the Venn diagram I used to work it out.
 

Moneys paid for player’s involvement in WC. Covers last 4 years of qualification as well as tournament including NL 

Interesting that hearts aren’t that far off the huns proportionally speaking (from 1-2-3), nor would I have expected ‘Well to have as much as that either.

Aberdeen will play Cove Rangers in a pre-season game, and Dutch cracks Twente Enschede in our training camp in the Netherlands.

All that money spent on Cormack Park, and they bugger off abroad for training.

Disappointed that FC Twente have not referred to us as "Scottish cracks" in their announcement of the fixture.

27 minutes ago, Slim said:

Disappointed that FC Twente have not referred to us as "Scottish cracks" in their announcement of the fixture.

You don't often hear of teams being referred to as "cracks" these days, so that's why I put it in. I'm on a one man mission to resurrect old football phrases. 

2 minutes ago, swaddon said:

You don't often hear of teams being referred to as "cracks" these days, so that's why I put it in. I'm on a one man mission to resurrect old football phrases. 

I'll join you - a shy, a by-kick.

A couple of reports going around that Tobers is injured again.

No details as to what the injury is, but maybe related to his ongoing issue, but not good news, if true

Just isn't meant to be for the loon.

Aff tae the knackers yard, melt the boy doon for bone glue an' see if he can add a bit o' cohesion tae the team performance  

On 12/06/2026 at 16:18, dons8321 said:

I'll join you - a shy, a by-kick.

Been a while since Ah heard o' a 'midfield virtuoso' - let alone an 'inside forward' ( which is essentially an Aberdeen FC winger post Morris ).

Re. Langfield .... a keeper? or a "stopper"?

Sadly, the term 'sweeper' is also becoming 'auld mannies' pub chat.

4 hours ago, TheDonbytheDee said:

A couple of reports going around that Tobers is injured again.

No details as to what the injury is, but maybe related to his ongoing issue, but not good news, if true

Just isn't meant to be for the loon.

According to Stephen Robinson it's an infection in his knee, which he got after a minor operation on it.

Had been due to play v Cove Rangers and this has set him back "four to six weeks".

Shame for the lad but not sure it's quite over for him yet.

A knee infection? 4 tae 6 weeks? Weak kneed if ye ask me .... followin' my vasectomy reversal, I got an infection in ma fuckin balls ... but Ah was back shaggin' within days even while the pus was soakin ma punts twice a day! ... Gie the boy slap an' tell him tae harden the fuck up  

We’d be as well forgetting about Tobers, it isn’t going to happen for us or him.

Aberdeen are to adopt the same model that Arsenal use to choose a captain, according to the P&J.

What that is, I don't know. Drawing straws? A ballot? A brawl?

Player-only vote I think.

They should put them all on the Krypton Factor and the winner is captain

6 hours ago, CurlsLikeTattie said:

They should put them all on the Krypton Factor and the winner is captain

Ah reckon few rounds o' 'knuckly' would be perfect  

Walk e plunk or jine e crew onybody ? (Showin my age now 🤦‍♂️) British Bulldog ? 🤷‍♂️

Japs an' Ameckies on Broad Hill? ... last guy standin?  

Wonder who will get the armband 🤔.  You would think Devlin would be up there but Robinson has signed a few captains so it's certainly not cut and dry. 

Couple of ex-Dons on the move 

How far has Sampdoria fallen??