You should have just got stuck in.
The grandkids would have always remembered the day their SuperGranda laid out a whole heap of tossers using his super powers.
In reality, I have the same trouble with English wankers in Budapest.
These folk have no sense of how to behave as a guest in another country.
Mind you the weegies are just as bad if I ever go to the local Scottish Pub.
Poor barmaid (Audrey) gets a hard time.
Audrey, Audrey, come back to Scotland we me, Scotland's beautiful Audrey. (Castlemilk?)
I'm wantin chips Audrey, div you ken whit chips are Audrey?
I could go on, but I'm sure you've all seen it before.