Superstar Tradesman

As long as it's not bad AIDS. The thing that worries me is that the cut is infected. How the fuck, in this day and age, can you end up with a septic wound? I'm lucky if a three man medical team isn't flown in having spilt some coffee on myself. That would actually involve a lengthy enquiry as to how it happened, how it could be avoided in the future and result in me spending a few weeks councilling to get over the trauma. God forbid anyone in this office were to end up with a nasty paper cut.

Think that's quite a smart thing JC has said. Didn't someone else at AFC not bin their agent because of the friction they were causing between the club and player? When in reality, the player was happy to sign. He's basically saying "if you're happy to stay then dump your agent and you'd already have a better deal".

Must be the hooks for the nets? I hear this guy is available in January, think we should go for a straight swap for Touzani...

Maybe they did it to prove a point? If it was to postpone it for footballing reasons then there's less time between the Hun game.

I'm pretty sure they were golf balls with snowballs inside.

The point would have better proven if we'd asked the Huns. Would have cost the club money (full house) and made us look a bit foolish if they'd called our bluff though.

I've decided against going... May I rue(?) the day I made that decision.

I maybe missing the point here but shouldn't we have been asking the Huns to postpone the game against them? They would always say no and then we would have played the "hypocrites" card.

Not sure of the exact numbers but I'm pretty sure we've gone about 9 or 10 games unbeaten at Pittodrie on the bounce. Didn't Ebbe win some sort of award for this or go down in AFC fokelore for the same thing?

I'm more concerned that there's a forum on here that I don't have access to, to fill from top to bottom with inane ramblings.

You might find www.donscock.co.uk more to your liking.

Wrong thread.

You mean Henrik Larsson isn't coming to Pittodrie?

Actually I just threw that into the mix, I'm pretty sure that's got nothing to do with his dip in form. Not having Anderson next to him does though.

:whoosh:

Never managed to listen to the game this weekend. How did Zander play?

Nothing to do with his divorce then?

You could probably punch a different part of his face for a week too.

If they advertised it well enough they'd probably sell out Pittodrie.

Gums round a hotdog? Anyway, back on track: Charlie Allan is a fat prick who needs to be pushed down the RDS stairs.

For 20 quid I'd be surprised if you'd much change from a hotdog at the cinema.

It's only a matter of time.

That's because I was too busy staring at your ar...... Nah, I had a good look around, never saw any faces from the gallery. Then bumped into someone from yesteryear then spotted a couple of others I hadn't seen in ages, caught up with them both then my mates dragged me off to a bar nearby. Ships in the wind.

You expect me to cheer when he tackles himself?

Join a supporters club. Although judging by some of the shenanigans on here, you'd be safer travelling on your own.