Superstar Tradesman

Zander gets the biggest cheer and no disrespect to him as he's beginning to get back to his best. But he gets the biggest cheer simply because he gets stuck in.

They can't ban him. It's the Nazi gold he's got that's keeping the server ticking over.

We haven't had a player who you'd go along to watch since I went along to watch Eion Jess in his second spell. That can't really help either. Half the time the team sheet is read out there's a collective groan for half the squad. As for dropping the prices, I'm not sure if that'll help as you'll spend 20 quid on a Saturday afternoon, easily enough doing something else. We need to be in the later stages of the cups and in Europe more often then you'd see the scramble for tickets to the smaller games. I need not remind anyone about the panic caused by Madrid and I'll wager Copenhagen and the Hus tickets will be flying too.

Guilty.

You've been in Barlinnie?

Does this actually surprise you? Find me a team anywhere in the world that this wouldn't be the case. The Tims sell out the Tattiebowl each fortnight but there were still more in Seville. 10+ years of dross and a couple decent seasons won't entice people back each and every home game. There's plenty other draws for your stay away fan, just have a look of the number of OF shirts the kids are wearing in Aberdeen. Even that didn't happen overnight. They are souly to blame due to taking the best players in the league and sticking them on a bench. Taking the share of the spoils and then complaining there's no competition. Why should they get more TV money? Why shouldn't the money be split evenly 12 ways?

Yep, that's you (if you needed any convincing). I was standing just beside your lot at the fountain and had just moved to go pull him out when you stepped forward and saved me the bother. He did look pretty fucked.

Don't agree.

It was the away showers, so what? We've all slept in our spare room before, or brushed our teeth in the kitchen sink when your mate's had a smelly dump in your bathroom or worn our bird's knickers when........ You get the idea.

Is it? In what way? We have the largest travelling support outwith the OF. Our gates aren't really that much down in comparison to the rest of the league even when we were winning things in the 80/90s. Due to the industry in Aberdeen you'll find a decent proportion of the support out of reach of Pittodrie for 6 months of the year. Couple that with the amount of people who live in the city that moved there for work and have no reason to take an interest in the team. Then there's the folk who moan we're quiet at home.... We're only now getting something to sing about ffs. Half of the faces around Madrid had open mouths when Joey Harper/Beachend Boys was being sung probably because they'd never heard it before. I'd feel embarrassed singing about Leon Mike, John Stewart and who's yer fucking Dadi. The only folk who say the support is shite is Charlie Allan who doesn't pay for his ticket, the club which has only begun to offer something worth being interested in and the diehards and travel a fair distance to get to Pittodrie. If we were winning each week then I doubt we'd get more than 15k through the door outwith the OF. I watched Aberdeen play Livingston six times in the same season one year. Even I question my sanity for doing so. Shite fans? Pah! Shite league more like and there's two teams to blame for that.

Tallish, dark hair, wearing a cream coloured jacket?

Nevermind that, not only are they likely to undercut our players wages, they'll probably want to do overtime and help build a new stadium. *Stuartie Milne picks up phone and dials +48.....

I've said this before and should be tapping into their player market by scouting over there.

Well here's me. Washing my arse. Where Beckham used to wash his golden bollocks.

Again?

I've got mine...

He said he liked our squad and there was nobody in the Rangers team he would rather have in our squad. Next thing you know he's printed as saying "all our players are superior". Still a bit silly to say something like that to the press the day before a big game.

They're just worried it'll take up too much space for the cheap, flatpack apartments that they could screw out of more council tax per person. How else would they fund their lifestyles?

What's his brother up to these days....... :tinhatsmilie:

Someone will fuck up tonight and we'll beat the Danes. You heard it hear first.

Nevermind all this mind bending mathematics. I've only one question: Who's gonna PM me the link where can I watch it?

We did and it was magic.

/\ What he said /\

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/d/dunfermline_athletic/7127417.stm :fingerscrossedsmilie:

You remember the start of 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'?