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I'd be getting them off them the minute you arrive as he'll no doubt be busy taking names of people throwing scrunched up bits of paper on the day of the game.

Surely you'll be able to pick them up before the day of the game? He can't just be going down on the day!?

From Dundee?

I thought Maguire did well when he came on and seemed to be on the end of a lot of balls. Finishing let him down but at least he was willing to have a few pops.

Getting close ain't it! Gonna be a busy couple days at work though and after a bit of a mental weekend, I'm not sure 4 days on the batter is really what my body needs at this precise moment....

It's his distribution that's shocked me the most. There's no excuse for not being able to pass to a team mate.

This is too easy. I keep checking my Inbox for warnings.

But then any sensible firm would have the "you pay for the damage" clause written into the contract. No doubt AFC will not think of that.

Does rugby actually hack up the park THAT much more than football or does it just mean the groundsmen will be really busy all the time? I'm assuming rugby matches are played on the same stadiums every 2nd weekend?

Time is money! You're fired!!

You win.

Ask me Thursday.

The Lovell thing was all wrong from the start and I really question his mentality. If I remember correctly he was persuaded by JC to join us over a move down South. Then he left the pre-season training for some mystery reason (his brother's death was banded about by some as the reason) and then he took a spell off to sort his head out. If that was why then I can sympathise with the guy but I'd be surprised if any other employer would let you away with that amount of time off before asking you to get your shit together and get back to work. Now he's putting in half arsed performances because he's not getting picked whereas anyone wanting into the team on Saturday should be busting a gut when they get 10 minutes at the end of a game to win the manager over. Bin asap imo.

Negatory.

Fuckin part timers.

It's like the game at the weekend doesn't even exist! 5 sleeps til my flight takes off and 6 until kick-off!

Cheers min. Just firing off a few suggestions.

Pre-match drinks at the Tilted Wig?

Just takes a while to do that though especially when there's quote boxes, times, dates and usernames to sort out. Maybe a choice of 'quote last post' and 'quote all' buttons?

Any chance that the quote function only quotes the post you're replying to and not the other ones previously quoted? If you know what I mean...

Got to be another feather in the cap for a Community Stadium and a nail in the Pittodrie coffin. Although joint training facilities would be a plus. A couple things worth noting though: The word 'rugger' is gay. The word 'todders' is gay. The phrase 'Rugby at Pittodrie' is only slightly less limp wristed.

Number 2 cracked me up when I first read it. "Get off my train!!" Brandon Flowers looks more like a girl every time I see him and no amount of ridiculous facial hair will hide that fact. He looks like Jamie Rednapp's sister.

6 days til el airporto. 7 til we're all bouncing round Plaza Major.

If by 'international' you mean 'miles away from Pittodrie' then that's fine by me!

And when all else fails.... It would be nice to see one of our strikers create their own chances (picking up the ball in midfield and running at people/shooting from outside the box) or score from a set piece (which seems to be left to the job of our defenders).