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“My career will probably last for another 10 years, and I cannot predict the future, but I do not rule out the possibility of wearing Aberdeen’s shirt again one day," he said. Good enough for me, let's get these Atlanta cunts to prove their worth. Sign him then 3 year loan to us.

Anywhere not stabby and ideally accessible using conventional airlines. Any ex-Soviet countries can get fucked.

Dorrington well up for coming back: ”Obviously, I love the city, I love the club, the staff, the players. I love Tottenham as well. They’re kind of in charge of what I do. “I’d be grateful if Aberdeen came back in for me but it’s all in Tottenham’s hands.” We would probably need to lose one of Tobers or Milne (or even Devlin) to make it work unless we plan to go to a back 3 more often. Considering he'd barely played a first game game when he came to us in January, you could see the improvement as the remainder of the season went on, I could see him being a vital piece in our team next season if he returned. I have not been convinced by Tobers so far, although that's perhaps a little unfair.

Great atmosphere in the town. Not sure the procession needed the coach and 2 ambulances following it though.

Group stages baby, Hibs have Hibsed finishing 3rd.

So, far we gan?

McGregor in tears is delicious.

Regretting having Clarkson off instead of Palaversa when we had those 2 corners in injury time.

That’s… interesting If Celtic score an early goal or two, are we going to see some first half subs?

Pedigree and track record go a long way. Skovdahl was still popular with the fans despite finishing bottom of the table.

Shaun Maloney's name being mentioned. Nailed on to be relegated next season then.

Being a little facetious but motivating players is a key component of football coaching. If a team of 11 players beat a team of 11 players who are more talented in every single position then it usually comes down to either luck, tactics or motivation. 2 out of those 3 come from coaching. If our players don’t have the motivation/pride/bottle to make sure they don’t fall behind Dundee United in the league, it’s either that they’re natural shitebags or have had shitebaggery coached into them. As Thelin has signed more than half of them, he’s not off the hook either way. We’ve had some absolutely rotten teams managed by even more rotten managers over the years, but even then we could put out a team determined not to lose to those jute minks. As I said, being a little facetious. But only a little.

Most of the United fans on the pitch were just kids. Had the chair hit its intended target, could have been a lot worse. Singing about hating the Huns then proceeding to act like Huns. Gads.

A points deduction to take us below St Mirren would be the icing on the cake. Can’t even take the moral high ground FFS.

He’s just been out coached by Jim Goodwin and a team with worse players than we have in every single position. I hope Cormack is personally underwriting the cost of all these shitebags Thelin is spending millions on.

Is that one of our players KO’d?

Talking of criminal changes…

What the fuck is Goodwin wearing? Looks like he’s in cosplay as Junior Soorano.

Knoester looking like the ghost of Rubezic, he’s been on his arse for 3 of their goals. Just not aggressive enough.

Mitov needs to get a stronger hand to that. We’re soft as fuck in defence.

The boy had a fistful of Keskinen’s jersey there. I’m assuming VAR aren’t bothering to get involved on the basis of the stupidity of having Keskinen mark the tallest player on the pitch at a set piece being deserving of conceding a goal.

This was a beauty, arguably one of the best we've ever had: