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I could muster up a Christian the Slater hot sperm gargle if you're interested?

No wonder the world's fucked.

I hope he stays, he's probably been the most important signing we've made in the last decade. But I think we'll cope if he goes.

That's so tasteless it's unbelievable. Imagine wishing Paul Gasgoine on a fellow Human Being.

I think it would be fucking hillarious if he signed for the huns. He's playing well for us just now and would be a big loss to Aberdeen, he'd be a huge player for any club outside the old firm, but surely to fuck Rangers should be targeting better players than Lee Miller? I'd be delighted to be playing Rangers if they had him up front. Anyway, he'd have to be mental to go there and sit on the bench. Lee, don't do it. The future is red.

In terms of being relegated, Helen St Mirren's gap is widening.

All this 'after match' shite seems to be hiding the most important fact here.... Aberdeen 1 Hearts 0 Get it right fucking up ye, ya jambo tossers.

Heading for a sell out, picked up 2 for the RDU about an hour ago, only a few left on the wing of the rds nearest the south stand, and a few in the main stand. Should be a great day with the right result, I'm on the booze in 30 minutes.

I know it's Christmas day, and it's bound to be a difficult time for her family, but Eartha Kitt you selfish old hoor - how feckin dare you! I substituted her for Nicholas Parsons in the transfer window. I think that's the celeb-death equivelant of an OG.

They're in court again next week after being charged by the fashion police.

These lads were merely blowing off steam after another Jimmy Calderwood horror show. JMG.

I blame the parents...

Mizer didn't know what title he wanted for the thread, and a bloke in the bar said 'Man of the man' sounded better than 'Man of the match', so he just went for it. The title I mean, not the man. etc etc etc etc etc ........................................ :yawnsmilie:

Can we stick to the football chat please? Go and have your sordid little affair in the off topic forum, or on the hat. Lee Miller is lovely hebrew, I know you were at the game - did it feel nice when he got in behind, sliding in, penetrating the backline, shooting home? Has he got a big cock?

Great movie.

manc-don posted this at 1443 on the friday... We knew there was a chance of frost. Killie knew there was a possibility of the game being off because of frost, why else would they call a pitch inspection? So why was the undersoil heating not on? Joke club.

Dear Santa, I love you and I love Rudolph. I promise to leave some mince pies out for you on Christmas Eve. Please please please make all my christmas wishes come true, and put those Jambo cunts into administration. Lots of love from Christian, aged 35. P.S. my mum says i've been a very good boy.

Magical moment in Madrid as Joe Harper meets closet dons fan Meat Loaf.

He hosts the legends lounge at Pittodrie and is excellent with any kids who are guests. Dons legend - that's good enough for me. Even if his collumn in the EE is laughable at times.

Surely no coinsidence that this rumour has surfaced on the same day that news broke about Diarra being out for the season...

From the bbc... All the carrier pigeons must be busy because it's the run up to Christmas. Can't they just phone the cunts and invite them to an urgent meeting at spl HQ? Let's get this sorted out before it gets swept under the carpet again.

No doubt the backlash would be much more severe if it was the old firm who were providing kili's opposition today.

Fuck me, if the Pittodrie groundstaff can get the rugby on in Aberdeen after the weather that weekend, surely there's no feckin excuse for any other clubs? Interesting to see what's said about this on the radio today.

Motherwell v Hearts also in doubt. Pitch inspection to follow.

Killi = Joke club Makes the spl look like a bunch of fucking amateurs too.