Nellie The Don

A year or even six months ago I would have thought this sort of thing was absolute gold and, if not actually pissing myself, floor rolling or loling, would at least have issued a hearty chuckle. Now all I can think is Just. Fucking. Die. Already.

There'll be at least 4 lower league teams in the quarter finals then. I wonder when last that happened.

Haha. D'you reckon? I'm pretty sure we'll find something.

I would have thought the internet would have killed the market for home-made mail order equine erotica.

Dunno. I can't remember.

I was exaggerating, but you get the idea.

Hardly surprising at £150 a ticket, or whatever the fuck it was they were charging.

Moving out of town is not a viable solution to this problem. Being within walking distance of the city centre is absolutely essential for a club looking to maintain the sort of attendances we want.

Aberdeen is south of Inverness

Purely instinctively: Jess, Gillhaus, Miller, Bett, McLeish, Snelders, Richardson, Shearer, Mason, Leighton

Very little to do again. The shot that the report said he 'parried into the path' of a county player was swerving like a bastard, and he at least pushed it out wide.

Mark Reynolds wasn't even named on the bench. They went with two goalkeepers instead. Is he injured?

Fight for what? To be governed by the British Labour Party? FUCK THAT. They may be a marginal improvement on the tories, but it's an ever decreasing margin.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/scottish/gossip/ I'll bet he doesn't.

Dear Mr McInnes, Whats up? Did you catch Adam Rooney shagging your missus, or is David Goodwillie your secret lovechild?? Sincerely, NTD

The BBC news? I'm never paying a license fee again. The way they have reported over the last week has been nothing short of criminal. It's really opened my eyes to what that organisation is all about.

Clark Robertson? Injured? Fucking hell. No one could have seen that coming.

LAWL!

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28678687 Tick Tock

Anyone who disagrees with your world view must be out of touch and ill informed? Gie yerself a shake. I turned off after about 10 minutes, when the urge to throttle both of them became too much, and went to look for some other debate. Robin McAlpine makes a better job than anyone else I've heard from of summing up what, for me, this is really all about.

Bullshit. The roads connecting Dublin to Galway, Cork and Limerick are motorways on a par with the M8. Tell me what roads in the highlands you consider that to be comparable to.