Nellie The Don

What an utter walloper. He'd be perfect for the job.

Shameless

Has he got a Qatari gran?

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The SNP did not 'help to deliver a Tory Government'. We have a Tory government because people in England voted for one overwhelmingly, and they have a massive in-built majority in the Commons. This result illustrates starkly that the politics Scotland votes for will always have precisely fuck all influence on the Government at Westminster. The need for electoral and constitutional reform is now overwhelming but I fear that, with the Tory majority any that does take place will be on their terms, so we can expect fuck all.

:rofl: What colour is the sky in your world? Total fucking garbage.

Ed Milliband said last night that he would rather have a Tory government than work with another party which looks on course to win an overwhelming democratic mandate. Based on this you conclude that it's the SNP that are arrogant, and that they will be at fault if we end up with a Tory government. Seriously, I think you've fallen through the looking glass.

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At least two years too old, surely.

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http://www.healthguidance.org/entry/15851/1/Short-Man-Syndrome-Explained.html

Aye, strong drink is a terrible thing

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I think we should be in the running for Jamie McDonald from Falkirk. I thought it was a shame we didn't go for him when Hearts binned him.

I hope not. I'd really love to give thems doing at Tannadice before the end of the season.

We were in at that stage.

There is no rule that says that the party with the largest number of seats gets first attempt. It is the previous prime minister who has first attempt, regardless of which is the biggest party. If the combination of ALL other parties, Tory, DUP, Lib Dem, UKIP etc have less than Labour and the SNP combined, then they will not be able to pass a Queens speech or vote of confidence and so quite simply cannot cobble together any kind of government, no matter how much they may wish to. As such, swapping SNP for Labour MPs makes precisely no difference in terms of the Tories' chances of being in government. The mantra that 'the largest party gets to form a government' is quite simply a lie, being trumpeted by the Labour party in order to try and scare people into voting for them.

No it doesn't. That is exactly the opposite of true. For a Tory government to form, it would need the support of the majority of all MPs across all parties. As the SNP have already committed to voting down any potential Tory government, replacing 'Scottish' Labour MPs with SNP ones makes precisely 0 difference to the chances of a Tory government forming.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/32127566 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

The guy is a total cunt. He should have been let go a long time ago, if the BBC had any integrity, which it patently doesn't.

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Matt Richie earlier today.

He looks really chuffed at the prospect.