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Where has he gone on loan? Who would take him? A St. Mirren maybe at a push or more likely a struggling League 2 side?

I appreciated the descriptions, Rocket, but this thread is useless without pictures!

Holy shit. I always thought you were pretty much a goner if pretty much any of your arteries were slashed but it sounds like this guy made it.

Sack the board.

How the fuck did that win?! That's an embarrassment.

I went to see Prisoners. It was ok. Would have been better but I bit my lip in the cinema which darkened the experience.

No further action I think was the outcome.

Heard good things about Rush so will go and see it at some point. I'm quite looking forward to Bad Grandpa too but I doubt any of you film snobs will admit to watching or liking it.

Flatmate goes every year and loves it.

I quite like the stuff. Although I've grown to prefer the sugar free stuff strangely. And I'm nae a weegie.

Happy Dnipro day. I hope someone's baked Darren a cake for the occasion.

Hated on account of my Da being Dutch, pre-marital relations and not know who Michael Goves is.

Was it down to the apparent back problem (which I thought was fake all along ) or a less hungry-for-success Andy Murray out on court? The Australian Open will be interesting.

The last Scotland/USA game at Hampden bored me to fucking tears. I'll be giving this a miss.

Suffering fuck. I used to love the World Cup when I was a kid. Now I just see it as a horrible cesspool.

He was lucky to stay on the park after that. But his second yellow was never a yellow in a million years.

Will this mean that fans will be able to buy Irn Bru at games? And will it be as watered down as the other drinks?

In/oot: Oot Prematcher: Da ken Match: Da ken Postmatcher: Da ken Prediction: 0-0

All the money I have is tied up in my flat and my bank account is nothing to write home about so this isn't something I have to think about yet. Happy fucking days.

Of course it is. It's women.

Cheers Bobby. I had no idea about that! It's strangely satisfying reading an explanation after so long. At least we've sacked that cunt Aitken.

Can't even remember it. Actually the memory that sticks with me most from that day was the fear that I had because Snelders wasn't in goals and I didn't like Michael Watt. I seem to remember being annoyed because it took Snelders ages to come back. Just had a look on Youtube for the goal but no such luck. Can anyone describe it to me in painstaking detail a nut shell? EDIT: Found it. Cracking goal indeed.

We must win the war against those utter mentalists who think it's OK to stand at a football match.

I went to every game in our 1995 cup run. I remember going absolutely mental when we scored our extra time winner at Fir Park. More of the same please.

Fairly poor performance after a really bright start. McInnes set the team up wrong. Apparently he's acknowledged his mistake but it was clearly a mistake that should never have been made. By the way.. hiya.