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That's that fucked then. I'll start a GoFundMe to repair Pittodrie.

Valentine's day is for kids and for wankers in new relationships. Fucking made up money spinning nonsense.

Did Ash Taylor's wife tell you that, Al?

Saw Kevin Thompson being interview on SSN this morning and they were talking about Alex McLeish (hun) getting the job. Thompson actually said "Who wouldn't want the Rangers job". Well I think there are plenty people who wouldn't want it. I remain to be convinced that McInnes is one of them. They club are a shambles, aye but he could double his wage down there and money will always cloud someone's vision. That's beside the likelihood that he's a "Rangers man".

I don't disagree. It has to be a really special film for me to watch it again so soon after initially seeing it. Django Unchained sprang to mind as I was thinking about films I could watch quickly again. But even that one was a couple of years when I think about it. There are films that I've seen several times but enough time has to pass between each showing so that I don't remember every single details. My own Mither, also an intellectual type like your daughter would watch The Green Mile regularly. A terrific film I know but not one that I could watch sometimes several times a month. Anyway. Next on my list is Gold. And then we'll see fit's fit.

You're probably right, Al. Fucking tremendous live band as well we all know but as less will admit. But the funny thing is that back in 2001 whilst Yellow was being over-played I was, along with many of the lads in this thread, listening to the same metal (as well as Hip Hop and Nu-metal) and I strongly disliked Coldplay (and the song Yellow) until I saw them (and the song) play(ed) live. Been hooked ever since. A lot of good bands being mentioned here. I like a few Sepultura songs (as well as Soulfly). Had a mate who listened to them a lot. Kerrang of the late 90s/early 00s was excellent.

Saw the Lego Batman movie last night. I enjoyed it more than I thought I would but you couldn't pay me to sit through it again. The new Resident Evil film is in the same boat. Not much danger of them winning Oscars like. I saw 3096 Days the other night. Nae a new film but I'd never seen it before. Pretty weird/harrowing film but it just about held my interest. Sounds like I need to see Manchester By The Sea.

None of you pay much attention to the Eye-talians eh? They ken how to do it best. When I make spag bol it's much simpler than all of that. Decent mince, garlic, oregano, basil, bay leaves, passata, tomato puree, salt, pepper and maybe a beef stock cube. That's it. I love bacon, don't get me wrong, but if you're adding bacon and other stuff it'll eventually cease to be spag bol. Folk that pile in celery and carrots etc and what have you aren't making proper authentic spag bol. Carbonara is another dish commonly bastardised beyond recognition. 4 or 5 ingredients tops should be all you need for the whole dish.

This. I don't think the big wheels at the top of the club would've concerned themselves too much with the thoughts of some of us neanderthal football fans.

Simmie.

Wonder what the buy out clause is. Wouldn't be surprised if it's quite low. Hopefully not less than a million.

I thoroughly enjoyed T2. Having not seen the 1st one since the 90s I didn't have it fresh in my mind but I don't remember it being anywhere near as good as the 2nd one? I may need to re-watch admittedly. I thought the glimpses back to the 1st one were well done. I liked all the characters but the way Spud and Begbie are does make them stand out more. Begbie's son looked like Craig Gordon and Kevin Bridges had a kid together. I didn't realise that Diane was also Margaret from Boardwalk Empire!

I enjoy the big two rugby tournaments usually. Dunno fuck all about it though. Are Scotland nae shite anymore? My prediction is the wooden spoon, getting "humbled" by Italy and another glorious defeat against England but signs that we're "making progress".

Celtic could go the rest of the season without dropping a point if that's how one their closest competitors plays against them. Impotent performance. We deserved nothing. They badly missed Rogic and Dembele and were a long way from unbeatable but we played with fear and our midfield was missing. We struggled to string two passes together and a lapse in concentration cost us a goal. I thought defensively we mostly looked pretty good. Jack for me was easily our MOTM the match. Best performance I've seen from him in ages. I'd go as far as to say that was a proper captain's performance. When we did get into their final third we hoofed the ball back to Gordon or just out of play. Very frustrating night. I don't mind getting beat when we have a go and fight but I didn't see much of that. Special mention to the referee of last night's match Scott Brown. Cunt.

With them missing the Thumb, Rogic and their £40m man Dembele I'm a little bit worried that it's going to be too easy for us tonight.

Agreed. I prefer to think that he's moving into a bigger hoose becauuse he's settled and about to sign a new contract.

I want to play Cardiff. If we win we get £2m for Hayes. If they win they can have him for £600k. I reckon we'd beat them.

I heard that Hayes has agreed terms with Cardiff on a £20k a week deal but the clubs have still to agree a fee and apparently Cardiff have offered £800k. Not sure about the structure of that offer. Hayes apparently didn't think he'd still be here for the Dundee game. McGinn supposedly emptied his flat before he went on holiday so he apparently doesn't plan on staying. Stevie May was at Pittodrie for the Stranraer game so looks like he's our remaining target.

If he canna break into our team he probably won't break into their team. But good luck to him. He's nae as good as he thinks he is though.

No one in Scotland can afford him but aye possibly championship at a push. He's too susceptible to not bothering his arse for my liking. But when he's up for it he's an asset right enough.

Would be delighted if they fucked off with their so called "interest". £600k doesn't strike me as genuine interest. Pricks. Even £1m is less than what he's worth to us. Less concerned about Jack leaving tbh be honest. Who'd take him?

I think a guard of honour will suffice.

I have no problem with onions in a blended soup (although I still prefer not to know they're there). Mushrooms were a food that I disliked but I really like them now. Love them sauteed or grilled. More or less in any form. Cheers for the vote of confidence, Al. But I'm a couple of years into my 30s now and still no real progress on the onion front! I love tomatoes in an Italian sauce or a pizza sauce. But not in their natural from or in ketchup. Gads.

11456 is Donsdaft is going. 11455 is he's nae.

He said we had players who were technically good but still weren't "men". Alluded to mental and physical toughness (or lack thereof) being an issue.