Tyrant

Canna believe he's 23. He looks every day of 40.

Uncle Phil retiring in August. Strange that this has come from an emergency 3am meridian meeting. Must have had awful heartburn or something. Nae the juicy announcement I was hoping for. I'd have accepted an abdication or a fish bone stuck in one's throat.

Aberdeen and Rangers fans were mixing in and around the away fans' entrance at Pittodrie the other week without any murders, stabbings, shootings, riots or fires. If any of these mongs looked at this rationally and reasonably they wouldn't be worried. Nimby cunts.

McInnes has done his best in the last couple of games to lower his stock so hopefully not.

A "nice lad" he may be but he is obviously completely corrupt and should be jailed.

Obviously there's the much talked about financial gap but when a win went from 2 points to 3 that went a long way to making it harder to win the league.

Yous are all a lot more optimistic than me. I'm convinced we'll get beat.

Your posts haven't been deleted. You're welcome here whether you come from Russia or Reading.

Definitely called skirt in this country too. I've bought it before and know of another who buys it regularly. Your butcher must just be a spastic.

I don't believe for a second that there's an innocent explanation for this. Corrupt as the day is long.

It's hard to get banned from this forum but suggesting that we might re-sign Zander Diamond would just about do it! We better fucking nae.

If you're parking at Hampden do yourself a favour and park as far away as you're able to walk because if you park close to Hampden it will take you fucking forever to get away. Especially if you park at or close to Asda. Got back to the car when I was there in summer of 2015 and literally didn't move for an hour. I vowed never to drive to Hampden again after that. Fucking shambles.

"The reason we have a bigger playing budget than Hearts despite them usually getting more fans through the gates is because their corporate facilities are sorely lacking. Aberdeen can improve further on our own corporate facilities at a new stadium" Derek McInnes.

Made a pot o soup last night. Mainly just stuff that was laying about. parsnips, carrots, herbs, garlic, a mixture of green and yellow split peas and ham stock. Simmered for 45 minutes and then into the blender. Salt and pepper. Was nae bad. It's nae much to look at mind you so I didn't go to the measure of trying to photograph it funnily enough.

I haven't banned anyone in years. And I don't think anyone's ever been banned permanently (by me at least) unless they were some sort of bot or an obviously hun/tim/jambo troll. I see freedom of speech as a basic right whether it be addressing millions of people in person or on a "pathetic online forum" and as such I can't even remember the last time I edited or censored a post in any way. So whilst you're unlikely to be banned by me I can't speak for the other admins of this pathetic online forum who may take differing viewpoints from me. My invitation was just that; an invitation. Not a threat. Although never say never. How would you fill the void if you were no longer able to post bollocks on this pathetic online forum? Please answer this one question... why are you and the rest of the NKS mob so fucking terrified if you're so fucking convinced that this plan will fail? You remind me of the no voters of the last few weeks. Fucking shitting themselves despite being so "confident" that Scotland can't be and won't be independent. You and your group are a shambles.

Pretty damn close ain't I? I know. Anyway. I invite you to actually start contributing to the forum in some way or to gtf. If there's one thing that grinds my gears it's constant fishing.

Oot.

Terrible dive undoubtedly. Am I sympathetic? No. What about the various assaults that Craig Gordon got off with (against County if I remember correctly) or the handball decision that the Tims got against St. Johnstone. Aye it's a rough decision [/understatement] but we put up with that shite all the time against the Old Firm (and against other teams, see Thistle, Caley). And because it's the good/big club in Scotland fucking everyone is going on aboot it. If the shoe was on the other foot we'd hear fuck all. And it's an absolute farce that the SFA being closed on a Monday delays an appeal hearing by a week when the appeals are usually heard on Thursdays. This country is an embarrassment.

Under cooked chicken fae the barbie?

Probably is a football fan but sees himself probably as a bit of a hipster and one of these "against modern fitba" types. Probably a member of the Red Ultras or whatever they're called now.

Jack is his own worst enemy. Certainly a terrific player when is head is right but often it is not. Too often he shirks responsibility but as he matures I think he'll only get better mentally. A Ryan Jack firing on all cylinders is a valuable asset to us.

Going In Style. Thoroughly enjoyed it and one of my favourite movies of the year so far.

I think last season we had 3 home and 2 away after the split. So this is what I expected this season.

Early leave request put on for Ibrox. FFS sake.

To be fair it's as much the birds' land as it is ours.