Tyrant

Nice.

The way he treated Morten Gamst-Pedersen in a game against Blackburn last season was disgusting. Morten seems to be a genuinely nice guy and for his trouble he got a dig in the ribs from Joey. After Morten dared complain about this Joey proceeded to continously cup his balls in his hand and spout vile abuse at Morten. Classy. Maybe he has grown up since he was good enough to take Gamst-Pedersen out for a meal afterwards to apologise. Dinner with Barton - that's an invitation I'd find hard to refuse!

Some of these puns are Bordeaux-line crimiminal.

Am I the only one who think it's fair enough? Sounds like the BBC fucked him over a bit!

Joey Barton is a fucking horrendous human being.

That's because at some point in the last 4 years someone has removed it. Didn't part of the £1m go towards Anderson's signing on fee? (Which he donated back to the club anyway)?

Penfold has found irrefutable evidence that the boy Nicoise is shit.

Balotelli clearly thought he was offside. He practically stopped. Why he thought he was offside I'm not sure. Although it's clear that he's a fucking dipshit with less intelligence than the bib he struggled to get on a couple of months back.

Would've been 5/10 but you used the Lord's name in vain so it goes up to 7/10.

Encouraging performance. Especially when we went down to 10 men but need someone who's going to stick the ball in the fucking net.

Is it just me that thinks Kari looked much better in midfield and hopes that he's deployed there?

They sacked him. Do they really need to "release" him again?

I would give him another one. Then I'd offer him a contract extension too.

I'd be happy to have him back. I'm not going to take it personally that he's looking for a club closer to home. Good players are hard to come by at AFC.

Anyone with super-advanced zoom vision going to give us the jist of that?

Here's a crazy notion... do what I did and nip down to the ticket office! All you do-gooder cunts will be pleased to know I almost paid full whack.

Probably because most of their players play well outwith Brazil.

Is Andy Considine nae your hero like?

In/Out: In Pre match: Work Match: South Stand Post Match: Home Prediction: Done 1 - 4 Villareal

Just to wrap up a couple of points on this page. Hangover (I + II) = ace. Harry Potter (1 - VII and a half) = shite.

In/Out: In Pre match: Da ken yet. Match: South Stand Post Match: Hame Prediction: Aberdeen 2 - 0 St. Johnstone

Sack the board!

Milsom and Fyvie both had good games. Some decent football was played and I actually wasn't completely bored watching this game.

"Aberdeen's offer of £40m has been accepted? Fuuuuuck!"