Tyrant

Dear Broon. Kindly let me know when the time comes when it's ok to panic. Ta.

I've not seen even the slightest hint of any sort of arrogance from Tottenham. As I said on Bacefook last night it's embarrassing for Scotland but I was still delighted to watch Hearts get pumped.

I think the same when Real Madrid V Barcelona is referred to as a derby. It's over 300 miles apart. I remember reading in a magazine a short bit about potential powder keg games that were coming up that weekend. Apparently Aberdeen V Inverness is an intense cauldron of hate.

RIP in peace.

Two words. Central Belt.

But if we want half decent players we have to take a gamble on ones that are maybe injury prone. The alternative is more like Ifil, Bus and Mair. We're fucked either way.

Doom Gloom Doom Gloom Doom 0 - 2 Gloom

A mate at work said that his mate saw Leigh in Edinburgh and spoke to him and he said himself that he was joining us on loan. Apparently a reliable source so either Leigh thought he was joining us or just lied for a laugh.

Aye.

Foster had a fairly poor game. He was caught out on the ball again just like against Celtic when they scored and he proceeded to shout and scream at everyone but it was his own fucking fault. I like Foster and I'm certainly not one of his boo boys but he was the wrong choice for captain. As if we didn't already ken that.

Arseholes.

You should know by now that we don't bother with that!

I guess because a big road like that takes a while to build? Although I don't know enough about building roads to know how long it should take. My guess is they're still scrutinising the route to see where else they can stick some round-abouts, traffic lights, 20 mph zones and zebra crossings to make the road as much of a PITA in the ass to negotiate as possible. See every other fucking road in Aberdeen and Aberdeenshire as reference.

We're not good enough to be mediocre.

Phew! Can't very well have any glimmers of hope or anything!

I actually don't think Neville is the worst by any means. I completely agreed with him yesterday actually when he said he didn't want to give Torres MOTM the match. How he can b man of the match whilst scuffing the only half decent chance he got is beyond me. The biggest complete and utter cunt that offends my eyes but more my ears is: Anyone with such shocking levels of English language skills shouldn't be anywhere near a TV camera. I believe the fitba is pictured to show that it has more vocabulary skills than Merson.

Calling the ref a Paedo certainly didn't help. Certainly after that he seemed very keen to give Hearts everything. You could see the heartbreak on his face when he had to give us something. We were the better team easily until they scored against the run of play. After that we were fuck all. Utterly depressed by AFC Football Club already.

I made the mistake of looking at the link posted an' a'. And Aye. Just the one eye.

That's about 12 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

Cheers, Funster.

Neither.

Who?

STFU the fuck up and fucking build it, thank you please.