El Padre™

Not happening to me either. I'm a better person than all the above posters though.

That was just a general statement about your penis. Nowt to do with tickets.

You have a tiny penis.

Glasgow is sold out. You snooze, you lose.

Macintyre is to comedy what Crowded House were to music. Bland, uninspiring and there to cater to those who don't want any kind of edge to their entertainment. They probably have the "My Family" box set too.

Was Lasley even booked for his fore-arm smash on Hartley that caused all this? It was an absolute shocker.

Also says that Aluko is blaming Hartley for the defeat. No direct quotes to give it any context as per usual though.

Absolutely. I'm a massive fan of Stanhope he's brilliant. I think Carlin was like a slightly more light hearted version of Lenny Bruce, where Stanhope is like Hicks but with added bitterness, which is what I like in a comedian. Guys like Michael Macintyre however just make me want to stab my eardrums with a knitting needle. Observational comedy about familys and 'everyday life' just fucking bursts me.

Say what you like about Carlin but his "Modern Man" piece is one of the finest moments in stand up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNtRO3IrGg4

He didn't exactly have much time to get into the swing of things to be fair. He's a bit too greedy to be effective in that team though.

This is my current favourite tune...

More importantly, who was the last player to come through our youth and get capped while still at the dons? Anderson?

I'd agree with tsr, I thought he was off the pace. He was caught out of position more than once and threw himself into a couple of really rash challenges. I'm sure once he settles and he's a bit sharper he'll do a great job for us though.

Seriously, lets just get on with the rest of the season and forget about that.

I'm talking about fans getting over excited though. Remember when we had a nanosecond at the top of the league and people were getting all frothy mouthed about it? It was ridiculous then and people are doing much the same now.

Has the last month been any different to the start of the season when we were supposedly title contenders? People need to learn to keep their feet on the ground.

Pittodrie is an absolute ghost town. That's true passion right there.

Have you ever sat in the home support for any other team? Our fans are still no more than crisp packet rustlers. If your idea of passionate is singing the same 3 or 4 utterly shite songs repeatedly for about a third of a game every week then obviously I don't have a clue.

I'd hardly describe our support as passionate. Infact I would never use that word.

I downloaded Trash Humpers this week. WTF.

The guy moves to America at the end. It's REALLY weak.

Hibs - Huns is on ESPN.

That'll be the first time I've ever agreed with them then, NEDS is a very good film.

Incidentally, I watched American Splendor today (biopic about Harvey Pekar, obviously). Very enjoyable.

They're both complete idiots. That show has been completely ruined by them.