El Padre™

I see FF has a thread congratulating Jamie on his return. What amazing human beings they truly are. Just nice people all round.

Did you move to the states??

As the saying goes - "If you can't make it good, make it 3D"

It's Aitkens Fault It's Alex Millers Fault It's Ebbes fault It's Patersons Fault It's Calderwoods fault. It's Willie Millers fault. It's McGhees fault. It's Broons fault. It's Milnes fault. It's the fans fault. It's Sky TV's fault I've no idea who to blame anymore. Must be my fault.

How are we getting on with the ol' corners?

Clark should never have been re-signed in the first place. he was shit first time round and hasn't improved on his return. An utterly pointless and lazy signing.

Chris Clark has never been a good player, it's baffling how anyone could think otherwise. I was glad when we got rid of him and I can't believe he's back as a first team player.

Absolutely brilliant program.

Absolutely, but what the Ultras did was in the end so self indulgent that it just left the rest of the support completely bemused at what they were doing. Weird European chants, banners that were two stains short of being MiniJC's bedsheets and that numpty conducting the singing just takes all the fun and spontaneity out of it.

All of the above. Remember, 2030 tonight, BBC3.

The ultras make no difference to the matchday atmosphere at Pittodrie, at all.

I'm not allowed to comment on that pending legal proceedings.

Incidentally everyone, series 10 of "The Real Hustle" begins on BBC3 this Monday at half 8. I was the Location Manager on the Scottish half of it so it would be cool if you could all tune in and support the hard work of a fellow Don!

Hibs (A) Win Killie (H) Draw Motherwell (A) Lose Dunfermline (H) Win United (H) Draw Celtic (A) Lose 8 points.

Part 2 is next Monday I think. Was shown up here first so this it finally being aired in England. Hopefully it'll get commissioned for a series but then BBC Scotland isn't usually that savvy when it comes to these things.

10.15 tonight, BBC1 "The Field of Blood" Great wee scottish drama, get it watched.

Oh and....

Thought the boys performed really well today, especially Osbourne (who was the best player on the park) and Pawlett. If they play like that more consistently they'll do a lot better this season. They moved the ball about really confidently, looked strong in the tackle and only really looked out of sorts when it came to getting shots on goal. Weakest link today was McCardle who I think really needs to be moved on. Mawene took far too long to get into the game as well but when he finally did he looked relatively solid. He's certainly better than Zander or Ifil. The singing today was brilliant as well, good to see the slow version of when the reds go steamin in get rolled out. That lassie in the hun end really should have kept her trap shut, what an absolute monstering she got!

Anyone who works in a Job Centre should shoot themselves in the face. Twice.

Yip, watching that channel as well, great stuff.

We need that, and so much more.

To be fair, there's only about ten of them. I'm sat in the section right next to them.

Various songs celebrating tommy burns death, hoping for a 'Celtic disaster' and singing about Fenian bastards. That shites not welcome at Pittodrie and neither are the mugs singing it. Arseholes to a man.

Good game today, if only Vernon had got a toe to that ball the game could have been totally different. On a side note the 'singing' section were an absolute disgrace today, singing some absolutely vile songs. Hopefully these clowns don't travel to away games.

Ah ok, got confused by the title! Likely I'll not be at Pittodrie anyway!