El Padre™

I've heard the DG song at every single game this season. Challenged a young lad about it at the Dundee game by asking him "how fucking funny it would be if it was his sister that Goodwillie was accused of raping". He didn't much like that thought and put a lid on it straight away. The rest of his infantile wee pals continued though. We seem to have a new generation of young arseholes coming through and it's our job to police them, and make sure they know the difference between having a laugh and just being downright cunts.

Who's Mark McGhee?

So what have I missed since I've been away?

Why hello there!

Anyone seen the remake of OldBoy yet? Its fucking tripe. Sharlto Copey may very well be the worst actor I have ever witnessed. If you're thinking about it, don't bother, just watch the original again and remind yourself what a cinematic masterpiece looks like. If the rest of The Vengeance Trilogy gets tarnished like this I will fucking explode.

Wow. That's fucking lame.

The Dundee Derby? Whit?

Good mate of mine works in there, top boozer.

I saw Bon Iver last week. Holy shit what a live show, immense!

Saw "Argo" and "Rust and Bone" last week. Fantastic films, especially "Rust and Bone". Well worth getting along to see.

Anyone know what the deal is with this? Dynamo Berlin, Aberdeen and GAIS casuals all teaming up together. Are they going to be making regular appearances to shame our club?? http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-new-Axis-of-Evil/398383403559954

Have you been to many games Mizer?

FFS. This place has changed. Dwarf sex jokes going un-noticed! Pffft.

Saturday's are for shoe shopping and meeting the girls for lunch. Don't be a bufty.

Personally I'd love to give it to Ellie Simmonds.

I'm very tense You don't want to go because either (a) you can't afford it or (b) you aren't being entertained. Not sure what else I'm missing?

I'm loving the fact that you've managed to equate ejaculating into a woman and maturity as being things that go hand in hand. I go to games to get away from grown up life not because I'm not a grown up. Seriously, if your life has changed and you can't afford to go then don't, but to complain about the team right now is bollocks. They're playing out their skins at the moment and the goals are on their way. If you want entertainment watch the EPL, you'll only get that once in a blue moon in the SPL. It's about having a passion for the game and not some desire to be entertained as if you're watching the latest cinema blockbuster.

433 and 451 are basically the same formation. Not worth debating at all!

100 percent correct.

Embarrassment? Hardly. You made a statement that sums up the attitude of many in Aberdeen and I'm telling you I thinks it's shite. I don't know your personal situation right now (congrats though) but you know fine well that attitude riles me majorly. This isn't a time for any fan to be humming and hawing about entertainment. We're on the verge of something good at the moment and patience is required from everyone while we get there. Throwing around the sentiment of "if X doesn't happen then I won't do Y and Z" is entirely unhelpful and just absolute bullshit. If you can't afford it don't come, but don't make the team your excuse for not attending. Hebrew the shorts are totally shit, I'm surprised you didn't get in about that earlier!

And therein lies the problem with our fair-fucking-weather support. Absolutely piss poor attitude and I don't think your money will be missed.

This happened about two weeks ago I thought? A true don and gave us some great times. All the best Dazzler!

Keep in mind that Vernon could have had a hat trick last week had it not been for a shit linesman. His second was certainly not offside and his third was blocked by a handball.