El Padre™

I'll probably saunter up. I don't go to Parkhead due it being a complete shitehole full of vermin.

The whole team played like absolute cowards. It was an embarrassing display.

Available on loan. Discuss.

If Riordan ever plays for us I'll eat my own anus.

Hearts warn their fans they face arrest if they wave Red Hand of Ulster flags at Tynecastle next season. (The Scotsman, Daily Record)

Are you some sort of doctor?

Oooft, hope he's ok!

Available on a free, was/is he not a pretty decent prospect? Could be the big tall defender we need to replace Zander, and he can play at RB as well if I remember rightly.

Currently indulging in some Andy Irvine & Paul Brady. Arthur McBride is easily one of the best songs ever written.

I see the new strip has Aberdeen printed on the back of the collar, looks quite smart.

Erm... Yeah, anyway.

Would have been far better in the south and twice as good in the Merkland (obviously that's not going to happen since it would involve shifting the family section) but it's a good start and it's encouraging to see that the club are actually engaging the fans in a positive way again, especially after the whole debacle involving shifting the Ultras/RA12 or whatever they're known as these days.

Just need to picture it all stretched out by fat bellys and moobs and then it's pretty much there!

Yip, I think that looks excellent. I've hated our tops for the last few years but I reckon I'll get that.

Peter Capaldi, canny go wrong really!

It's actually pretty good, worth a watch!

BBC Scotland tonight, 9pm Field of Blood. Gerrit watched. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0110f5y http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00grc4g

I'm still here, just ridiculously busy at work!

Very good, but intense. I'd always recommend going to see him if you can get the chance.

Incidentally theres a damn good film on BBC1 at 23.30 tonight.

It's almost as good as Chalet Girl!

O RLY?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmiee-4PQJI Out on wednesday 23rd, possibly the hardest couple of months of my life so get yer erses oot and see it. OK? k....

The P&J Stadium. ARGH!

Ugh, naming rights. We're going to end up with something like "The KP Crisps Stadium"