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Hopefully Dundee United won't survive the next week either.

He would have been a team-mate of Fergie's at Falkirk in 1972-73. My dad told me once that he attended the 1970 cup final, and many Celtic fans stopped to congratulate him on Aberdeen's victory on his way home. I don't want to get all maudlin, but I wish I had asked him more about following the Dons in the 1960s and 70s. Cannae now.

If it's on, the Dons will travel to the home of the mouse-sized lice to give the PJMs a good spanking. It takes place on Wednesday 11th February, kicking off at 1945 hours. I fancy us to benefit from our recent break and win 2-0.

A hun home game on the telly? Is that allowed?

He'll take one look at the squad and say "You're In a Bad Way".

It's an SFA conspiracy to stop Celtic winning ten in a row or whatever it is they're going for. They're collaborating with the masons and the New World Order to keep Celtic from their birthright.

Is it not better known as a "treat" in the Glasgow slums?

Aye, but reaching it is the bare minimum.

Carly Simon - You're So Vain

If he does get the top job in world football, he needs to be told that Scandinavian managers at Aberdeen are expected to reach the Scottish Cup final in their first season.

"Nisbet makes it four, and the Dons supporters are in Horneland!"

If the game had gone ahead on a sodden pitch, they would have been raging. It's not like Aberdeen FC controls the weather. I suppose they're all experts on sports pitch maintenance as well.

Hibs had a Willie Miller. Clearly a fake copy of the real thing.

The lads didn't put a foot wrong and did everything we expected of them. Hopefully we can build on this and push on to get more tricky games called off.

Aye, but I bet the Old Firm players will only get a finger chopped off. One rule for them...