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Hopefully we play with a couple of wingers on Wednesday, so we can put some good balls in from the flank!

I heard about that. What a clueless fuckwit.

My fantasy team has 3 Arsenal players and 0 Chelsea players so I could do with a home win! It's Monday night football... Pre-match prediction: Andy Gray 0 Technology 2 Match prediction: Arsenal 2 Chelsea 1

Damn I'm a bit late to this thread and it looks like I've missed a stampede of puns I think I'll go and hide.

The Kevin Bridges Live DVD is excellent

Is there a plan for who will replace him and guarantee our debt?

Top Gear Middle East special was a winner! Loved the ending!

Great result. Sounded like we played pretty well. Amazing what a bit of organisation at the back can do. Onwards and upwards!

Van der Vaart is just great. Straight back from injury and pops up with 2 goals.

Almost finished Giles Foden's "Last King of Scotland". Been a brilliant read so far. I noted that the film deviates a fair bit from the book, and finished a lot earlier in the story from the book. For some light relief I am also reading The Thick of It: The Missing DoSAC Files (a xmas present!). Funny as fuck so far!

Launching an appeal according to some of this morning's papers.

Royle Family back to its former glory. Much better than last Xmas.

What a terrible day of TV so far today. Chances of the Royle Family saving the day?!

That's my view as well.

Good. He's a prize cunt Fucking amount of tax payers money that has been spent cause of him. I'm no fan of Murdoch but Sheridan can fuck off. PS I've had a few

Stoney. Jimmy's gone, get over it.

It was one of the P&J boys. I forget his name. Andrew Considine couldn't be arsed helping.

It wasn't brilliant but the Middle East one looks great!

Fuck me. First time out in the car for a while, and the roads are shocking. I got stuck down near Pittodrie and needed a shove from a journalist - not Charlie Allan

With some of the score lines in La Liga this season, it's beginning to look like a silly league again. Yes, the quality is excellent and you normally get great football, but the top of the EPL is putting La Liga to shame at the moment. Sadly.

Seebass?

Don't know.

A young girl goes to see Santa. Santa says "My you're very tall" She says "Yes I'm 16" He says "That's OK, Santa talks to all children. What do you want for Christmas?" She says "I'm quite embarrassed to ask." "Don't be silly" say Santa. She says "I want some hairs on my fanny!" Santa says "Do you mind if they are white?"

They're building a supporters bar inside one corner of the ground.

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