BigAl

Dinnae shoot the messenger as admit to copying from todays Retard so no guarantees this is correct. but this is the position they are reporting. Andrew Considine, Zander Diamond, Darren Mackie and Jackie McNamara have already been ruled out while Richie Byrne, Chris Clark, Jamie Langfield, Chris Maguire, Scott Severin and Sone Aluko are doubtful. Let the tombola go into overdrive trying to piece together a starting eleven from whats left

Agreed, shouldn't be used by anyone o'er the age of sixteen. Makes me laugh when guys in the forties that I work with sit there talking about their Bebo page.

Full article as printed in today's Retard ABERDEEN footballer Chris Maguire is being investigated after a vitriolic outburst against Rangers appeared on a website. The Pittodrie youngster has been hauled in front of club chiefs after comments about the Ibrox side appeared on his Bebo internet page. In the message on Maguire's site he branded Rangers "scum", called Barry Ferguson a p**** and Alan Hutton a d***. Maguire allegedly vowed to "take out" Rangers captain Ferguson. The 18-year-old striker also threatened the same treatment for Gers' and Scotland defender Hutton. Maguire made the threats before the fiery clash between the sides at Pittodrie last Sunday during which he angrily clashed with Ferguson. A message posted on a Rangers-supporting pal's Bebo page on December 20 from Maguire's page read: "We will beat you scum on Sunday. I'll take out that wee p**** Barry Ferguson and that d*** Hutton. Haha." Maguire and Ferguson clashed during the hotly-contested draw at Pittodrie three days later. The Scotland captain grabbed the Dons' player by the throat after appearing to have been fouled by the youngster. However, the startled Aberdeen forward didn't live up to his pre-match boasts and refused to react to Ferguson, who escaped punishment for his retaliation. David Edgar of the Rangers Supporters' Trust described Maguire's comments as sad. He said: "Who exactly is Chris Maguire to say anything about our national team captain and £8million-rated right-back? "What has he achieved in the game? When he has some medals he can come back and talk to us. "Let's face it though, he will probably be playing for East Fife and working in Asda in three years. "It's what you'd expect from an Aberdeen player. Their problem has always been that they are more obsessed with us than they are with themselves." Aberdeen strenuously deny Maguire had any knowledge of these posts on his web page and say hackers are responsible. A Pittodrie spokesman said: "Chris maintains the comments were left by someone else who must have used his Bebo account. "He is aware any such comments are totally unacceptable and that Aberdeen FC will not accept them." Maguire is rated one of the most promising young players in Scotland, having made his debut for Aberdeen aged 17. He has since become a regular in the side having made 27 appearances, scoring one goal in the process. It is also alleged that three weeks ago comments from Maguire's page made reference to Celtic and read: "Alrite m8, Wot s*** is that u have got on ure page??? "And Alan Hutton. He is a p**** and is s****. "There's only 1 team in scotland m8 and we all know who that is .. champions again this year ..." SFA chiefs last night admitted the matter is likely to be referred to their general purposes committee with Maguire being investigated for bringing the game into disrepute. A spokesman said: "The situation will be looked at. It's not for us to say how the situation will develop."

Might yet take you up on that

Think at lot has got to do with the positioning of the TV mikes. Have to say heard numerous blasts of their bigoted bile being spouted out Pre match, you could hear the hooters from the Dick Donald, but during the game never really heard them. Has the club said anything official about alledged fall out ?

Simmy, thought you'd followed the Dons for a few years

Aye, but with a few sweary words chucked in just to wind him up some more

Are you definitely not going then missus. I'm currently playing a game of bluff and double bluff with the missus to gain my pass The key to this is to ensure she thinks I don't want to go [ aye fecking right by the way ] and let her convince me that I'd be daft not to go with her full blessing

Thing is, if it comes down to money rather than ambition then its

Really is a traiterous auld wankstain who should take off the blue tinted glasses

Precisely where I find myself as well Ajja. Going to really pander to herself all through Xmas, in the hope that it bares fruit

Wrong site Jager Hae a boooooooooooooooo

Not having seen the pieman's article I would presume this one "fan" is a reference to the guy that ran onto the pitch at the end chased by the polis, and was lifted in front of main stand. This being the case, whilst i wouldn't say it ruined my night, it certainly was extremely disappointing. When will folk get it into their heids that running on the pitch is no longer acceptae behaviour in 2007, and that not only are they likely to get a life time ban, but also land the club in trouble with the authorities

And to think I keep getting telt that its only dons fans that dinnae want all socttish teams to win in Europe Bunch of tossers the lot of them

Byrne, Miller & Smith, although nae necessarily in that particular order

Spongebob saying on teletext Shiels is going nowhere in Jan, so I guess previous comment about not seeing eye to eye was closer to the mark than it originally was meant as <<<<<<<< Is this a picture of Shiels by the way

Who the fuck he

Prepare yerself for the wrath of Sneckie

Is offski the opposite of on the piste

Ah the good old mind games. You met my missus ? She's a dab hand at them

Certainly consistancy in your approach to this subject. Care to share

OOOOOOOOOOOH Matron

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO And to think I thought I was the miserable bastard around here.