BigAl

Bye bye cunto Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out Four year deal

And yet no place for Sumo despite his apparent suitability according to Reekie's criteria including having the criminal conviction as per this article. Just as an aside I wonder if the loss of driving licence put paid to his potential move to Pittodrie ================================================================================= Byline: By STUART NICOLSON SHAMED football star Kris Boyd has been banned from driving after crashing his new pounds 25,000 Mercedes while more than THREE times the drink-drive limit. The 21-year-old Kilmarnock striker ploughed the high-powered 4x4 over a roundabout as he drove home from a boozy wedding reception. Cops found the smashed-up car empty, with the keys in the ignition, when they arrived at the crash on the A76 Cumnock road in Ayrshire on June 10. Scotland Under-21 international Boyd returned to the scene shortly after police began searching for him. Cops noticed that Boyd's speech was slurred and a breath test showed he was well over the limit. At Ayr Sheriff Court yesterday, Boyd, of Tarbolton, Ayrshire, pleaded guilty to drink-driving. The court heard he had 106 microgrammes of alcohol on his breath, while the legal limit is 35. Sheriff Ruth Anderson banned Boyd from driving for two years and fined him pounds 500. She told him: "I am prepared to recognise you are a first offender and that you co-operated fully with the police." Fiscal depute Jo Cunningham, prosecuting, said police found Boyd's car as they drove to another incident. She said: "They started to carry out a search when the accused approached them and said 'It's my car, I was driving. I've had a drink because I was at a wedding'." Solicitor David McGuire, defending, said Boyd left the scene to try and get a signal on his mobile phone so he could call for help. He added: "He could have tried to hide but did not. "He shows not only great regret but total remorse for his actions." Boyd joins a football drink-drive hall of shame that includes Rangers ace Fernando Ricksen, ex-Celt Mike Galloway and legendary Manchester United star George Best. Boyd has been tipped for a call-up to Walter Smith's full Scotland side after scoring five goals in a single game against Dundee United last year. He finished the season as Kilmarnock's top scorer with 19 goals and has been linked with big money moves to Aberdeen, Hearts or the English Premiership.

And yet they do Says it all about BBC Scotland. Wouldn't bet against them still having McCann on as a panellist on Sportscene

In fairness staunchness seems to be the only criteria for the job that they actually possess. Bomber Broon must have fucked off a few folk when he can't get a gig with that cast The "banter" years are back

It just keeps on giving. Huns confirm Ferguson with back room staff of Billy Dodds, Neil McCann and Allan MacGregor

A Proddy, sorry Provvy cheque

Please please give me even more reason to detest the vile bigoted cunts and put Alex Rae & John Brown in as temporary joint managers

Probably not the game we want this midweek. Celtic coming into this off the back of two disappointing (for them not me) results and probably wanting to make a point. They have no reason to rest anyone now so expect all their alleged big guns to start. For us, two league wins in succession, but can't see any way we will make it three. Big test for the new defence and hope we can avoid a demoralising hammering Out Work TV Bed 3-0 Lick our wounds, back up the road and start preparing for the visit of The Arabs.

Much as I was critical during the game and felt extremely justified in being so, fair play we really stepped it up in the last twenty and over the piece I'm not sure many could begrudge us that result. Onwards to the East End of Weegieland

Yeeeeeesssss

Fecking huge goal for us. Forget the rest of time added on. Just blow now

Oday........ Get in there

St Mirren two up at The Huns

In terms of our season, the last twenty minutes are absolutely massive.

Thought you were boycotting this thread Was it only the first page you meant

Wouldn't disagree with any of that O.D. Also if McKenzie is fucked, switch Jensen and stick on Devlin.

Gueye is very easily beaten in the air for such a tall looking guy We need to up our game in the second half or by mid week we will find ourselves in fifth place.

Twenty minutes in Nothing to get excited about from us in an attacking sense. Killie looking the far more likely to score

Emslie away back to Cove on loan for the remainder of the season.

4-0 full time

Mocking the afflicted

If you believe all you read in the rags, then McCrorie is being lined up for a summer move to Crystal Palace in the summer. Players don't move from the Championship to Premier League for buttons and we hold a sell on percentage, so another shit load of cash potentially coming our way

Are you possibly not a fan of Madrid

Huns apparently sniffing about after him

Exactly real teams don't shit the bed in Munich P S I was there