BigAl

Absolute fucking idiots When will these cunts learn. Absolutely indefensible, and should have been hammered by the club.

i've read them all TF. Was saying to the missus on holiday this year that they could make good tv. Looks like I was right then

Who ?

Just loved the story about the competitor stripped of his silver medal for flicking his middle digit at the judges

Norman Wisdom was a comedy genius and will be sadly missed.

From today's online Retard: HEARTS player Craig Thomson has been arrested on charges of sending lewd pictures of himself to young girls. The 19-year-old defender was questioned by detectives after the teenage girls' parents found explicit photos on a home computer. Thomson is alleged to have been chatting with the girls on the internet and is understood to have been unaware that they were underage. Police visited Thomson at his Edinburgh home and removed his computer for forensic examination when the parents made a complaint to them. The footballer, who played against Rangers at Tynecastle on Saturday in a Premier League clash, was charged after officers found naked pictures on his computer. It is believed they were also able to access conversations on the computer which allegedly contained talk of an "inappropriate nature". A police source said last night : "He's accused of speaking to the girls, who are just 15, on the internet and in conversations which took a sexual turn, with mild flirtations going back and forth. "Pictures of a sexual nature were exchanged and found by the girls' parents. "Police were called. The case involves low-level sexual offences and inappropriate use of the internet." Thomson, seen as one of Scotland's rising stars, was forced to tell Hearts boss Jim Jefferies about the allegations. Sources said the manager "hit the roof" but is backing his player. Thomson made his debut for Hearts in August 2009, despite being a life-long fan of Edinburgh rivals Hibernian. He was sent off last month during the Co-operative Insurance Cup game against Falkirk but returned on Saturday against Rangers. A police spokesman said: "A 19-year-old male has been arrested and charged and will appear at Edinburgh Sheriff Court at a later date." Thomson's agent Gary Mackay said: "I've no comment to make."

By fuck that was exciting.....NOT Pele will have his work cut out building a team from the shite I witnessed yesterday

Can we not just cancel this ? Please come back Foster, and play both left back and right back at the same time. We'd still be better off than we are just now.

Last season was to be the transitional one, this one the one where we kicked on. Not looking to promising at present. Whilst there is no doubt that injuries we are encountering and couldn't possibly have been foreseen, it has to be said that Dingus can't avoid taking a fair degree of flak over the current predicament. In over forty years of following AFC, I've never known a time before where we've had a squad of around twenty players and not a natural full back amongst them. This is inexcusable, and if we some how manage to stumble through to January, then must be resolved during the transfer window. If necessary punt a couple of our centre backs to fund it, Zander can fuck off for starters, given the fact he's going to go at season end anyway and the fact he is a total liability at present. I just hope it isn't too late by that time to resolve the damage done.

Tonight out for a few jars Tomorrow down to Girvan for cup replay v Huntly Sunday, day of relaxation watching Ryder Cup and few beers

No Buckfast

I know, but Buckfast

Fucking disgusting that anyone on here is contemplating drinking anything containing Buckfast. Whatever happened to the good old days travelling to the game by train or car when all you needed was a case of cans and a half bottle. I mean buckfast guys FFS. Wait til the good old guys on the Hat who advocate the Republic of Aberdonia cotton on to that one.

Pretty much my interpretation when I read it as well

+1

Hope you picked the book up for next to nothing in a charity shop Bobby, and didn't spend good money on it !

Asking or telling

Not in my neck of the woods

FUCK

you could of written it then and earned some money instead of being a student

Anyone read "Alone in Berlin" by Hans Fallada ? Currently about a hundred pages into it, rather slow and wondering if it is worth sticking with it ?

Having just praised Vlad, got to knock him back down now.....surely Gary MacKay was a member of the victorious Hearts side which won the Tennents Sixes

Shockeroni.......hopefully another European football giant (copyright Follow, Follow ) comes a cropper later tonight

In fairness this time there is some merit in what Mad Vlad says. Gary Mackay is a bit of a cunt

Must of seen you coming