BigAl

What a fucking shocking tackle assault by O'Halloran Gollum shows a red card after four minutes. Sevco lucky not to be down to nine men already as Keirnan could easily have gone as well not long after

Have a Simmie

It is many a year since I last met Phoenix and I know he has had some serious medical issues of late so really pleased to hear he is doing ok.

Let me be the first to vote a resounding yes.

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Regardless of age group, always makes pleasant reading

Wondered who'd be the first to pick up on it

Reckon the ship has already sailed for young Cammy Shame really, had high hopes for the lad, but lloks like just the latest in a long line of high hopes that fails to make the grade.

Mary Tyler Moore. You will probably need to be of a certain vintage to know who she is

Latest in a long line of talented young footballers to spunk away their talent

Yep that's the tweet I was making reference to

Well that's the last we'll see of Maddison then. To those excited by the recruitment on loan of Christie, wait until you see the screens hot of his tweet from the day we played Hibs in the cup semi. Like father, like son. A pair of Aberdeen FC hating tossers

Thirty five years ago today John Hewitt scored the goal after nine seconds at Fir Park that was to ultimately take us to European glory. FFS though, thirty five years ago

Eat

Word on the street down here is that Kilmarnock have received and accepted an offer of £1m for Coulibaly.

Trip down memory lane. Fucking hell this track is forty years old this year

Genuinely thought the other day when Novak went out of The Australian Open that Murray wouldn't be far behind him. Sorry to have been proved correct

Keep the faith min. They're one of these things that I never really liked until I was in my thirties

That is just gross, so I'll pass and leave her to those of that particular delectation i.e. Buc

Rene aka Gorden Kaye (Allo Allo)

In a word YES.

Great news. Give him the armband too

Well at the risk of adopting Brother Grim type conspiracy theories, what a fucking surprise that was. Biggest threats to a Bigot Fest in May at Hampdung surely are us, Farts and HIVS. Lets give us possibly the toughest awaty tie outside going to Parkheid or Ipox and let the Edinburgh teams play one another. One separate conspiracy theory that is now TEN home draws in succession that NewCo have received. Need I say more

Sorry missus but in typical schoolboy humour that raised a little titter with me

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