tom_widdows

Scottish Newspaper HQ 'Ho Goubo' 'Aye?' 'I've no seen any news about the gers this week. Whats the scriptoid?!' 'Sorry chief, its no been easy wi all these diddy shite getting all the press and yon sheep grogging on Lenny' 'FUXACHE get round Sally's Gaff and get him to say something....ANYTHING!!!

It was a joke of a red card and the day petulance and late and undangerous challenges are straight red offences will be a sad day for football indeed. The 2nd yellow for Warren was also a joke The challenge by the hearts boy in the first half was much worse and he only got a yellow (studs showing straight into the caley boys ankle). Twas almost like the ref was trying to hand the game to hearts.

Roache found not guilty on all charges

Should also be talking to Cockwomble about putting the kick off back to at least 3pm. No other games in Glasgow that day and logical solution (for me anyway) for sky/bt etc to show the maximum amount of the game inbetween their standard premiership would be a 315KO (that would fill the gap between Liverpool v man united (1330KO) and Spurs V Arsenal (1600 KO)).

Restricted views ago-go!

Highlights without the BBC commentary. Also shows a few more incidents (despite being shorter)

Mourinho doing to Pellegrini what Ferguson did to Keegan perhaps?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26025754

Won the Oscar for playing Truman Capote in 2005 Bad guy from Mission Impossible 3 Believe he is also quite an important character in the hunger games series so a bit of a casting headache

If Ross County can find 12000 for a cup final I'd say Caley can do the same.

Philip Seymour Hoffman Apparent drug overdose 46 years old

Remember this is the SPFL we are talking about. New Bayview here we come

Aberdeen vs Inverness Caley Thistle As long as they don't decide to play it at Easter Road I'd say that no fans from either team will miss out due to lack of tickets available

11 men and a goal to the good and they fucked it up

Thats a joke of a red card

Given the Scottish cup final is at Celtic park id say it will be Ibrox. There were murmurs of it being somewhere like Easter Road or even Pittodrie if both Saints and Caley got through. I really do hope caley win tomorrow (not because I think they are easier opposition but more that if we didnt win at least it would be a new name on the cup) but I feel hearts have found a bit of form right now and Hughes hasn't managed to maintain the momentum butcher & Malpas had going.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/scotland/26003650 Didn't realise the first came from a goal kick fuck up (or rather a bit of bad luck for banks. Felt sorry for him by the end of the game) Just remember turning to see Rooney powering down the wing. Saints fans turning on each other with alot of venom being aimed at Gary McDonald. Seemingly one if their fans actually ripped out a seat in the roseburn and threw it at Stevie banks. I was sat right behind the directors box and didnt see Neil Lennon and now im seeing news that he left after getting spat on and generlaly abused while sat in the main stand. Where exactly was he?

Hearts & Caley fans now being offered the chance to buy tickets on the day of the game. seemingly hearts have sold about 10000 while caley have shifted 1700. Believe they have shut one if not two of the upper tiers too

http://www.teamtalk.com/scottish-premier/9143839/Transfer-News-Preston-s-bid-for-St-Johnstone-s-Stevie-May-has-been-rejected Wonder if that's the end or only the beginning of it? I'm quite surprised at the amount of internet hardmen that Saints seem to have. If they aint stressing about the weather they are going on about kicking in any aberdeen fans they find in their section. I wonder if this will apply if said dons fans happen to be women, kids, Hulk Hogan, Chuck Norris etc?

No UK TV coverage and I don't think any weegie bars will be bending over backwards to seek out a non UK satellite feeds if indeed there are ones. its back to the old school days of radio (well except you now get the whole match and not just from the 30th minute onwards)

He wasnt flying Ryanair. And why is this such a big deal to you? Are you scared Fred will get away? Out of interest what do you think actually happens to you when you get high on Crystal meth?

Don't think that counts for the Republic. Mate of mine got turned away because he tried to check in to a flight from Edinburgh to Dublin and only took his drivers license. He'd have to get to Belfast first and even if he managed to get on a plane or ferry local plod would be waiting for him at the other side

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8ggpnpXa3Y

Few rows of seats taken out of the Roseburn in the corner next to the main stand for some reason. Is this hearts attempt to give saints and general away fans the opportunity for an 'avalanche'?

Ill admit i have superstitions but given the stuff that;s firing about the radio and the st johnstone boards I go in with the attitude 'well our luck has to change sometime' Plus I'm not in either of the two stands I've been in on my two previous visits so any curse will need to seek me out first Strangely alot of the saints fans seem to be more concerned with Saturday's weather forecast than the actual result