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Saturday 30th  March 2024:  kick-off 3pm

Scottish Premiership - Aberdeen v Ross County

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  1. Thats it son - I fear maybes Glass, Russ & Hen are taking the route of being buddies with the players - sitting down and talking about feelings etc. No issues there - I only wish someone sat and had a good talk with me when I needed it (different days way back then tbf) - but a finely tuned combo of cold & harsh mixed with touchy & feely is yet to be properly established it appears....the players need to learn in no uncertain terms - play pish and you'll be lashed with our collective tongues; this isnae a fucking lark - its serious fucking stuff. I've left Brownzo out owing to a personal belief hes a smidge more to the point - and if so, listen to him more other management team folk - but for sure, if he's speaking softly to them and hugging them too much, then I'd be asking him to reassess too.
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    Films

    A few days of downtime for Dad - took the op to take in a wee flick or two A few terrific gems that may have passed yous by: Shot Caller - A prick with a terrific life ends up in jail, where he undergoes a transformation into ultra-tough gang cunt; main story centres around a bundle of top notch machine guns smuggled in by a wee arsehole who served in Afghan. Fucking terrific it is - and on Netflix Beckett - A new one on Netflix also; a young couple are in Greece enjoying a delightful sight-seeing vacation, when after dozing off at the wheel, the main hero crashes their motor down a hill into an abandoned gaff. A wee sighting of a young laddie has him a bitty confused as he wakes up in the hospital - next thing you know hes pricks after him for summat, shooting at him and all sorts. A similar tale to a few classics (Frantic springs to mind) - but no less a rollercoaster of thrills and spills, worthy of your eyeballs attention. Out of the Furnace - a solid cast of top bastards (Bale, Harrelson, Defoe, Affleck C.); a raw and simple tale of honour and desperation. Bale is fresh out of jail and older brother to loose cannon arsehole Affleck C, who finds himself in a smidge of financial bother. Defoe hooks him up with a underground fight organised by Harrelson - all naturally goes breasts north, cue a bundle of back n forth avenging and killing. Perhaps a little less hidden than the other two - but just in case Netflix also (I dinnae work for them). Enjoy these - and maybes Dad will hook yous up with a few more for the viewing calendar - off the page
  3. Start JET always and we'll win always - luxury player my buns of steel Give the terrific bastard enough time to create a fil-o-fax of invention with everyones favourite hero Ramirez, and we'll be adding an extra cabinet to the trophy room 'Use the squad, use the squad' - fuck that Nobody on the bench gets a shot until someone properly fucks up - that way the lazy squad pricks will know they cannae fud about; none of them are nervous enough about being frozen out I reckon. Assumptive wee arseholes.
  4. Mind Glass saying the break will be used to hone pish (or words to that effect probably) - cue a greasy smooth Red Machine oozing terrific-ness aplenty 0-5: Longstaff brace, Ramirez, JET, Ramsay Fuck em
  5. Reservedness aplenty ^ 50/1 for the Ramirez hat-trick - fiver down with fucking aplomb ? Dons 5 County 0 Ramirez x 3 / JET x 2
  6. Ach aye possibly son - I'd go more for Walsall are a pile of shite with players who dinnae know what they're doing Poor Ash - shit by association
  7. Hayes is a fucking liability these days - sad to see Ah no
  8. Haha ach no son - a modern pro he is the wee prick - still playing at 37 no bother probably
  9. Couple seasons left in him yet - he'll be fine ?
  10. Defo a proven pedigree type in as well; no ways this the marquee number He'll turn out terrific I'm sure anyhow ?
  11. Luka Zahovic hopefully on the radar finally ?
  12. Stephen Glass repair Stephen Glass replace
  13. That's it son - to fuck with tiptoeing around the pricks; hammer the bastards right in the bollocks ? Too oft we've traipsed into gorgie like it's some fortress or summat - the arseholes cannae stay unrelegated for more than a season for the love of fuck - come on now Sleeves rolled up or else; tell them Glass son - that's the stuff ?
  14. Positivity aplenty ^ - In the name of fuck 0-4: JET Quad Jambo arseholes - fuck yous ?
  15. Amazing what a big dollop of love can do ? Here's hoping Mickey Devlin is receiving the same kind o' lovin' - one day we may see him become Baresi-esque...imagine - hoo mama
  16. Jon Dahl Tomasson - a terrific, terrific cunt hahaha So much sugary sweetness being served up currently; a big bunch of bloated bastards we'll be afore long haha - it's all coming up The Dons ? Hoo mama
  17. I'm confident Jenks will be better than Tansey
  18. That was a nice wee ending there haha Fucking terrific ?
  19. I'll be placing my successful wager from last week once again: Ramirez to score/Dons to Win. We are on fucking fire - certainly no getting stopped by these plastic pitch using arseholes ? Great days these by fuck - mon the Dons ?
  20. Dad

    Introductions

    Good then son haha - let the pish spill (and its a fair size of barrel I've got by fuck - hoo mama) ? Much obliged son ? And here - dinnae feel you cannae seek fatherly advice owing to summat at unimportant as age - there's terrific convos to be had regardless of being an old cunt: types of gels to apply to stiff joints and so on - I've heaps of wee nuggets of that ilk ? The Hat - ach I don't know son - owt to complain about has always been there (pricks saying the same old pish or whatever). I'd always managed to carve my own wee path through the place - concentrate on your own lines of dialogue was always my mantra; and for sure there was manys a terrific convo had over the years. For me, the lack of a decent Dons team made it a tough ask to maintain my usual flavour...the wholesomeness slowly replaced by filth - a cunt like me was always in danger of being targeted by arseholes. Never one to shy away of course - but after a whiley, it gets to the stage where you're finding yourself sighing a bunch more than you used to, owing to the ever more frequent barbs and tired rhetorics. Nowt positive to speak of on the football front - you're left with the far less entertaining pish outlined above. All fine if there's an eventual line drawn - but there wasnae...back round we'd go time and time again. Plus its been a lengthy 5 and a bitty year spell on there; time to step aside and let another storyteller slip into the slot. And of course there'll no doubt be a fair few folks I'm familiar with on here, who've previously utilised the Hat platform; it'll be terrific to re-engage with these fine cunts and catch up on whats occurred in between (probably) ? Good ? Refreshing even to think about saying stuff that willnae be answered with disgusting accusations and name-calling haha The off-season has been all about draining the defensive blisters; I'd near forgotten a time where I could have a whimsical convo free of dark web style chat - ah no. On and up though son; great times ahead if all the signs are to be believed - thats the stuff ?
  21. Dad

    Introductions

    Hi there everyone - I'm Dad, an ex-Hat prick ? Been a wee spell of awayed-ness there; time taken to regroup and replenish - the last couple of years took its toll thanks to the Dons being as bollocks as they were. It's tough to be a positive bastard when there's a large bucket of shite being poured onto the hope - hoo mama Now Glass has us being ace - the desire to type pish hath returned ? Lucky you guys haha - ah no See yous at Hampden ?
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