Dad

Thats it son - I fear maybes Glass, Russ & Hen are taking the route of being buddies with the players - sitting down and talking about feelings etc. No issues there - I only wish someone sat and had a good talk with me when I needed it (different days way back then tbf) - but a finely tuned combo of cold & harsh mixed with touchy & feely is yet to be properly established it appears....the players need to learn in no uncertain terms - play pish and you'll be lashed with our collective tongues; this isnae a fucking lark - its serious fucking stuff. I've left Brownzo out owing to a personal belief hes a smidge more to the point - and if so, listen to him more other management team folk - but for sure, if he's speaking softly to them and hugging them too much, then I'd be asking him to reassess too.

A few days of downtime for Dad - took the op to take in a wee flick or two A few terrific gems that may have passed yous by: Shot Caller - A prick with a terrific life ends up in jail, where he undergoes a transformation into ultra-tough gang cunt; main story centres around a bundle of top notch machine guns smuggled in by a wee arsehole who served in Afghan. Fucking terrific it is - and on Netflix Beckett - A new one on Netflix also; a young couple are in Greece enjoying a delightful sight-seeing vacation, when after dozing off at the wheel, the main hero crashes their motor down a hill into an abandoned gaff. A wee sighting of a young laddie has him a bitty confused as he wakes up in the hospital - next thing you know hes pricks after him for summat, shooting at him and all sorts. A similar tale to a few classics (Frantic springs to mind) - but no less a rollercoaster of thrills and spills, worthy of your eyeballs attention. Out of the Furnace - a solid cast of top bastards (Bale, Harrelson, Defoe, Affleck C.); a raw and simple tale of honour and desperation. Bale is fresh out of jail and older brother to loose cannon arsehole Affleck C, who finds himself in a smidge of financial bother. Defoe hooks him up with a underground fight organised by Harrelson - all naturally goes breasts north, cue a bundle of back n forth avenging and killing. Perhaps a little less hidden than the other two - but just in case Netflix also (I dinnae work for them). Enjoy these - and maybes Dad will hook yous up with a few more for the viewing calendar - off the page

Start JET always and we'll win always - luxury player my buns of steel Give the terrific bastard enough time to create a fil-o-fax of invention with everyones favourite hero Ramirez, and we'll be adding an extra cabinet to the trophy room 'Use the squad, use the squad' - fuck that Nobody on the bench gets a shot until someone properly fucks up - that way the lazy squad pricks will know they cannae fud about; none of them are nervous enough about being frozen out I reckon. Assumptive wee arseholes.

Mind Glass saying the break will be used to hone pish (or words to that effect probably) - cue a greasy smooth Red Machine oozing terrific-ness aplenty 0-5: Longstaff brace, Ramirez, JET, Ramsay Fuck em

Ah no

Reservedness aplenty ^ 50/1 for the Ramirez hat-trick - fiver down with fucking aplomb ? Dons 5 County 0 Ramirez x 3 / JET x 2

Ach aye possibly son - I'd go more for Walsall are a pile of shite with players who dinnae know what they're doing Poor Ash - shit by association

Hayes is a fucking liability these days - sad to see Ah no

Haha ach no son - a modern pro he is the wee prick - still playing at 37 no bother probably

Couple seasons left in him yet - he'll be fine ?

Defo a proven pedigree type in as well; no ways this the marquee number He'll turn out terrific I'm sure anyhow ?

Luka Zahovic hopefully on the radar finally ?

Stephen Glass repair Stephen Glass replace

That's it son - to fuck with tiptoeing around the pricks; hammer the bastards right in the bollocks ? Too oft we've traipsed into gorgie like it's some fortress or summat - the arseholes cannae stay unrelegated for more than a season for the love of fuck - come on now Sleeves rolled up or else; tell them Glass son - that's the stuff ?

Positivity aplenty ^ - In the name of fuck 0-4: JET Quad Jambo arseholes - fuck yous ?