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Agreed Bilbo. I don't regard either as cunts.

Yer right Bilbo, we've still not replaced Robertson.

I wonder who the centre halves will be....

McKimmie and Robertson

Was he? No memory of that at all. Must have pissed.

You had left the ground early with a bunch of guys who came to the match without colours for some reason.

Yeah yeah, heard it, all you ever do is the missionary position?

The Big Questions on a Sunday morning. Cracking hangover TV. You cannae beat listening to religious nuts havering pish when you're struggling and clinging on to life after a night on the sauce.

Madeley was disgusting. It was as if he has political aspirations of his own. That's one wife not even I would shag.

 

The wifie going on about not being able to kick fuck out of a burglaregar was talking bollocks. When it comes to matters of assault, females should be excluded from the debate neither being capable of the act and also having cyclical bleeding for which in the old days they would have had to move out and in to the shed by the river.

 

There is a difference between Scots and English criminal law with regard to self defence. If I were to find any cunt in my house in the middle of the night, it's either him or me and whilst it's not a fight to the death necessarily - although again that depends of the weapons of rocket destruction he's taken with him - it is definitely a fight to the hospital. I sleep with a hammer next to the bed. Never needed it yet but I would have no hesitation in blootering the bastard safe in the knowledge that my self defence will acquit me in the criminal court.

Nice one. It could double as a sex aid. Very versatile the old hammer.

I think we need to consider a position in every department of the team (by that I mean, defence, midfield, the wings and attack). There is not one of those that does not need addressing. And the problem is, I don't think one is less of a priority than the other right now, well possibly central midfield but still. Its just difficult to see where we would a) get the recruits from and b) be able to afford them 

SUPER WOOSH. WOOSHY WOOSHY WOOSH. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH.

He will be booed, I've no doubt about it. Dean Windass was booed during a friendly against Bradford. The truth is too many numbnuts follow football.

We would however large part of the compensation is claculated on players wages. Rest is based on development costs but not a clue how this is calculated.

I believe they use a random number generator programme that was developed by one of the tribunal boards son's at school.

Even if everything is okay with his body, form will be difficult to recapture.

But with all these injuries to other players if Diamond is fit in body, form for you must be a future consideration?

we need to something to stem the flow of these puns.

I know, it seems to be a cycle.

It's either that or we might as well throw the towell in.

I would pad him up as well.

I was typing that but with Pawlett on the right.

That's a better idea in fact.

I would go for a three of Aluko on the left, Paton in the middle and Maguire on the right. The flaw would be expecting Aluko and Maguire to do some defensive work. As in, would they actually do it?

Just heard the same. Nightmare.

The folk up at the ground were certain the game was going to be on. As long as the undersoil heating didn't break down again, which was unlikely as the temperarture isn't dipping anywhere near the lows of the last couple of weeks, then it will be fine.

See you all in Brennans.

I'm told the game will be on.

I'm in Perth now. Been out for a run this morning and there was very light rain and no sign of snow as yet. Didn't seem too cold either. Still lots of snow and slush on the ground but roads are clear. I think it all depends on Saints getting their undersoil heating fixed.

I'm up at McDiarmid later on so will try and get the inside track.

See you in the Loft BB! 

The Foundry is still open. Do you still have my number? I'm meeting Scotty and a few Saints fans pre match but we should try and meet up. Could easy head across to the Foundry.

In/Oot: In

Prematch: Brennans and Sportsters

Match: North Stand

Postmatch: Night out in Perth

Prediction: 0-0

Ach.

It would add an edge to our rivalry. I would like it if he joined the arabs. I also believe McGhee is going to improve things at Pittodrie.

 

87 Bertrand Bossu

Absolutely shite. However I did actually see him make one save against Rangers, which make him one position better than ....

88 Nicky Walker

Hard to believe he was Scotland's third-choice keeper behind Leighton and Goram. Thankfully, neither Leighton nor Goram were injured that much, so Walker never got a game. Can now be seen girning on the front of shortbread tins around the world.

86 Robbie Winters