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I'm in. Nothing kinky though, a quick rub'n'tickle then down to business. Missionary and then cuddle after till we both fall asleep.

Puckle simmies dished out for the last few posts. Extra simmie for Malaga if you post the video of you getting your gnashers over that bad boy!

I think my stuff would be out as soon as I was in. She'd have to promise to wait around until I got my second wind. Count me in.

Got a bit of a Janine Butcher look about her in the last pic. Nae enough to put me off though. Wouldn't require much rohypnol and would easily fit in to the back of the van. Obvious yes from me. P.S and if Malaga doesn't say yes to this one he is nae gettin anymore simmies for his meat

I suppose that is the million dollar question my friend. I agree with you, a 6 game winning streak including two 4-nils and a great win over der hun yet there wasn't exactly a buzz around the club or supporters. I personally think the biggest problem is lack of consistency in a lot of players. We have a few players who you know what you are going to get with them, Hayes especially but when a lot of other players in the team aren't showing that kind of attribute everything seams to go a bit stale.

Ticket details announced. 60+ loyalty points first and only 1 ticket per account. Pretty fair in my opinion.

Yes I found he was actually ok as the host. Obviously zero chemistry with that bint mel B though. Bet you're gutted you missed the Johnny Vegas V Vic Reeves gig

Some interesting reading there CvB. Do you think they are finally clicking on? From the amount of people I know who have or are in the process of ditching sky, you would think they should be. They will probably just throw more money at the problem and hope it sorts itself out. They need to get the balance of games that are shown on TV and the games that are left alone, something they haven't been managing for several years now. The article mentions the possibility of pick and choosing the games that you watch i.e just paying yo watch your teams games. I hope this idea doesn't gain any momentum, as gate numbers are struggling already.

Following on from yesterdays borderline boiler by Gervaise. I give you Kristen Schaal. I only know her from 'the big fat quiz' on C4. Apparently also does films and stuff. WYOWYN? How far would Rocket Scientist walk?`

Yes you are exactly right.

Dose of the flu seen me let the boss know I wouldn't be in today. Bring on the tat that passes for daytime tv today. Watched a prog called Lip sync battle. Now I'm not the biggest fan of the show but I do tune in when i see some totty are on an episode. (Rules will be adhered to as much as possible) 2 celebrities do battle miming to their favourite songs. LL cool J and the lovely Chrissy Teigen** wearing very little host the US version and I have noticed the UK followed suit by getting similar stars to host the UK show.... I give you Professor Green and Mel B ** Thought it would be fun to compare the calibre of celebs the 2 shows are attracting: US version:Dwayne 'the Rock' Johnson V Jimmy Fallon UK version: Alesha Dixon V David Walliams US version: Anne Hathaway V Emily Blunt** UK version: Rufus Hound V Jorgie Porter ** US version: Deieon Sanders V Justin Bieber UK version: Johnny Vegas V Vic Reeves UK version must have blew the whole budget on those A list guests as I don't think there is a 2nd series Oh and I almost forgot the episode I was watching today featured the adorable Gigi Hadid wearing this....

Had my astra VXR for nearly 5 years now. Not one single thing has went wrong with it in the 40k odd miles I have put on her. Best car I have ever had. So much so I have decided to keep it till it eventually gives up the ghost.

Too many to name them all. Novas, fiestas, XR2, orion 1.6i ghia , numerous astras including my vxr I have now, a cavalier at one point etc etc.... Mostly rafts of shite. Pick of the bunch - escort van, metallic blue, bucket seats, banging system with dvd player in the back and under sill lights that flashed with the music. Circa 2001. Best fun I've ever had. Good for entertaining the ladies on the bean bags in the back and great fun for driving about with mates. Still hold the record for most people in a van (11) driving around Oldmeldrum with legs sticking out the back door. Put it over a dyke a few years later. Rust In Pieces

Well before I shelled out on the sat receiver I thought I would give kodi one last try. Fired it up and installed wookie as recommended by stupie. Seems to be working a lot better and I am currently sitting down watching scientologys resident hollywood actor play Jack Reacher.

Everyone's, justifiably, on a downer but playing the tic on Saturday may just be what we need. They are not exactly on good form either. In/Oot - In+3 Prematcher - nae time for a sly half Match - SS SS Post - Hattoncrook deli for a nice bit of meat then home for a lazy weekend Prediction - score draw

I always get this lassie mixed up with an American actress with similar looks. (I bagsy doing Thursdays WYOWYN) I bet this one would be a right little kinky minx in the sack. Not ugly but, as you say, not your typical good looker. I'm in, I think we could have a right giggle when the lights go off.

Had a quick google of it and seems ok, looks like you can pay for one or 2 days as well so you can try it and if it's any use subscribe for a year. Might be a plan

I must admit I did enjoy my sky. It's the best system out there and I like Go, sky+ etc but when my bills started creeping up to £75 a month I had to get rid. Maybe I chose the wrong android box (think I went for the Qbox). Never had problems with my fibre broadband before so don't think it's that. It was driving me crazy though, even the little keypad was annoying as hell. Fair play to sky they did let me keep sky+, variety and sky atlantic for £16 per month but if I go for this sat receiver and I like it, I will be getting rid of sky altogether.

Seemingly the zgemma star unit is a lot better with the electronic program guide. It's more expensive than the openbox but seemingly you can get it setup just like the sky tv guide. I'm a ball hair away from ordering one but would rather hear from someone who knows a bit more about it than me first.

The horny bugger

This subject was touched on in the 'alternatives to sky/virgin' thread but I'm looking for a bit more advice on what's best. I have an android box, loaded with kodi and although in the first few weeks I thought it was great, it is absolutely doing my nut in now. Exodus is good for films and also watched a few box sets through it. they were all good quality and very rarely had any trouble with buffering. The thing is I bought it mainly for sports after getting sick off the size of the SKY bills and I haven't found a descent stream yet. All stuttering, freezing or just garbage quality. (I know it's free so wasn't expecting 4K quality or anything) but it just isn't worth the hassle I find. Phoenix, zem, Halow, sportsdevil and none of them have really worked for me. Exodus has packed in altogether now and still wont work after a factory reset. I have unplugged it and really cant be arsed with it anymore. Someone mentioned openbox sat receivers on the other thread and have been looking in to them. The zgemma star 2S seems like a good choice - £75 and says it comes pre-loaded with SKY and BT channels. Anyone got this? Is this the best idea or would it be another waste of money? Can you get kodi through the sat receivers? Should I try my android box again to see if I can figure it out or 3 times round the heed and let go? I know there is some tech-savvy folk on here so any advice would be grand.

Read something about big Brendan Rodgers having a fling with a (insert politically correct title for a half man half woman thing here). Is that who you were hinting at?

Simmie for the nice, wee sopranos nod

^^^^ Proper mannies food. Get meat, cook on fire. Proper job

In with +3 Pre - sneaky carry oot on train, a pub in glasgow if we're lucky Post - Train home and maybe out in town Prediction - I've changed my mind from ab-mads version of this, I think they will score first but we will win 3-1