mondo

Off topic but fit like is the weather down your way malaga? I'm heading to that end of the country in a few days. Fit should I pack?

She'd get thrown in the back of the van no problem at all. Wouldn't need too big a dose of rohypnol either so cheap date. I'm in

In/Oot - In Pre - Driving in Match - SS SS Post - Hame, jammies, bed. Prediction - We will win but not before going a goal down

Simmie'd

Jonny would be a great captain I reckon. Leads by example, never thinks twice about having a go at team mates if he thinks they're not pulling their weight. Always gives 100%

That looks like the gourmet burgers for £4.50 at Pittodrie should taste.

I've just finished watching celebrity juice from the other night (don't tell the tv license boy) with Holly Willobooby, Suzanne Reid and Fearne Cotton dressed as a man so my standards are unusually high tonight. I'm going to take the rocket scientist approach and see if she ticks all the boxes. Would she fit in the back of my van? - If I took my toolbox and jump leads out the back, then yes. Can I get my hands on enough rohypnol to sedate a woman of her size? - I reckon so. Done. It's a yes from me

The mighty dons 'bursting on to the scene' I kinda like it. Somebody surely has stand free across the shoulder blades in big, black writing?

Onyone any decent tats? Is that yours in your profile pic three crazz? Always wanted a nice dons tat but can't think of anything (not so cheesy) to get.

After all the deid celebrity threads amongst the various sites it's only fair that we celebrate this hero in his centurion year. I feel it also fair that we start a 'how long will he go' raffle I bagsy 100 and 2 months. fiver each?

She looks quite tall. I've just bought a new van and she definitely wouldn't fit in the back. Fill your boots lads, I'm out.

In/Oot - In + 1 PreMatch - work, driving in. Match - SS SS Post Match - home for a wank Prediciton - 2-1 rooney to score first

I'm too much of a softie also. Let them all stay

I can do that with my man boobs. I'll try and record it and put it behind door 8

The Partick and Caley games were the best we have looked in a long time in my opinion. Yes our back 4 should be as stated above. Although I'm tempted to boot Considine out, watch the replay of the huns 2nd goal and tell me what the hell Consi was doing. Must of been completely exhausted as he made no attempt to close the goal scorer down.

I think we have found our next WYOWYN. Every cloud 'n all that.

And I got a hard time for dominatrix May! Hell no!

Nearly January, time to get some players telt that they are playing to stay at the club. I'd like to see Storie and Burns given a start. Shinnie to get the armband and to keep it. In / out: In + 2 or 3 Prematcher: Driving in Match: SS SS Post-matcher: Driving out Prediction: Can't see a win here. Frustrating game with them nicking a winner in the 87th minute. Jokin, 2-1 the mighty dons

Those knee high boots though

Feckin knew you wouldn't let me down ten caat. Reeeecognize

I'll keep it simple. Theresa May, WYOWYN Put it back in your pants you filthy fuckers.

Probably the one who managed celtic and knew.

You just beat me to Friday nights WYOWYN, I had the photos saved n athing! Bagsy tomorows! Anyway, Scarlett?? Yes definitely, seen a few episodes of jungle and she seems like a nice girl. Fair set of gnashers on her and she looks a bit like someones deflated her but I'd take her home to meet mither.

Had a few minutes silences, home and abroad and every single one has been well observed by the dandies. I'm confident tomorrows will be no different.

Also for the plane crash victims. I think all clubs are observing it.