OxfordDon

Gutted. Was hoping for someone in the same league as us so that BBC wouldn't keep harking back to Darvel at every fecking opportunity.

If we concede the league now, can we keep 8th place?

This is dismal stuff. Merry Christmas.

1-0 to Livi. Robson has an hour.

Oh god, there's another game. Make it stop.

I do the same thing with my jokes

Jayden Richardson just phoned to ask if he was still on our books.

Missed the player he was aiming to hit the ball off, poor effort. He'll do it properly next time.

This seems a bit harsh, Duk is a confidence player and there's not a lot of that to share around at present.

Sad to say, and I really wanted him to do well, but I don't see Barry lasting out the season.

SPFL 23/24 season: Penalties conceded # Club Conceded penalties 1 St. Mirren FC 5 2 Motherwell FC 4 3 Heart of Midlothian FC 4 4 Aberdeen FC 3 5 Dundee FC 3 6 Ross County FC 3 7 Livingston FC 3 8 Hibernian FC 2 9 St. Johnstone FC 1 10 Kilmarnock FC 1 11 Celtic 0 12 Rangers 0

The table I meant to post: # Club Penalties received (games) Games per penalty 1 Celtic FC 8 (14) 1.75 2 Rangers FC 7 (13) 1.85 3 Motherwell FC 3 (14) 4.6 4 St. Mirren FC 3 (13) 4.33 5 Kilmarnock FC 2 (14) 7 6 Dundee FC 2 (13) 6.5 7 Livingston FC 2 (14) 7 8 Aberdeen FC 1 (12) 12 9 Hibernian FC 1 (14)

Why do we bother. S{FL 23/24 season # Club Penalties received 1 Celtic FC 8 2 Rangers FC 7 3 Motherwell FC 3 4 St. Mirren FC 3 5 Kilmarnock FC 2 6 Dundee FC 2 7 Livingston FC 2 8 Aberdeen FC 1 9 Hibernian FC 1

10 man Celtic being absolutely ripped a new one by Atletico Madrid. Currently 6-0 going on 20-0.

Personally I think its better that we don't keep any kind of audit trail of how we got to this final.

Sevco awarded a penalty against Hearts. Didn't see that coming.

Can someone heading down tell Robson nae to feck about and get it done in 90, I've got other stuff to do today. Duk "Hewitt" Lopes to score the winner with his first touch in the 89th minute.

I like it, never hurts to freshen things up. Will be disappointed if there isn't three new substitute threads introduced in the 80th minute though.

Simple, sack Robson and then immediately replace him with Robson to act as caretaker until we can get Robson back in

Looks like tickets have already sold out, nae luck min.

Starting to think he needs to change his name to "And" to actually see game time.

Clearly the rest of the team are jealous of McGrath's battle scar, all trying to get their own

The CBS commentator just observed that "some of the younger Aberdeen fans will never have had the chance to see their team at home in a European competition". Presumably only the ones under the age of two?

Must be gutted they don't have a manager to sack.