OxfordDon

We measure all of our games by the more accurate xD (expected disappointment)

Will take it. But would rather not watch it.

your question is being reviewed by VAR

GOL - Devlinista edit: or is it

fair effort by milanovic there

karlsson, aouchiche, armstrong off keskinen, clarkson, milanovic on

Nilsen, Lazetic off - Nisbet, Polvara on

Nice of the rest of the league to hang around and wait on us to catch up, like the fat kid on the shit bike - if we win we will be back to 5 points off 3rd with a game in hand over most of the teams above us. Not that this will happen, judging by our play so far.

Thats three more comments than shots on target

Disappointed if they don't line up in a 2-2-2-2-2 formation.

Jambo Killer, Keskinen. Fa-fa-fa-fa, belter...

£14.8m loss for the financial year. Although they made a "pre-player trading profit", which I think means they are doing really well as long as you don't count the money actually spent on the team. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c0mxm7plpyxo

No great surprise this was never picked up really, reactions are the first thing to go with advancing age

Turns out you were right. What a game. I might be having a wee dram.

18 if you count HMP Chelmsford Utd

Every time I hear Liam Mcleod speak, I just picture him sitting in a cold bath with a plugged in toaster in his hands.

8 hours to get a VAR decision, sounds about right

Important topic, you should start a new thread for it.

Molloy on for Gyamfi. Keskinen for Armstrong,

Surely Gyamfi isn't coming back out, he's a bawhair from a second yellow.

Lobban deserves special mention, looked like he'd been there for years rather than a fortnight - him and Milne have stepped up well. On the other hand, still trying to work out if Nisbet actually came on or if I imagined it.

Second time we've won the "not bottom of the league anymore" trophy this year, end the season now

I felt a great disturbance in the North, as if millions of fivers cried out at once and were suddenly silenced.

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