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Most of the United fans on the pitch were just kids. Had the chair hit its intended target, could have been a lot worse. Singing about hating the Huns then proceeding to act like Huns. Gads.

A points deduction to take us below St Mirren would be the icing on the cake. Can’t even take the moral high ground FFS.

He’s just been out coached by Jim Goodwin and a team with worse players than we have in every single position. I hope Cormack is personally underwriting the cost of all these shitebags Thelin is spending millions on.

Is that one of our players KO’d?

Talking of criminal changes…

What the fuck is Goodwin wearing? Looks like he’s in cosplay as Junior Soorano.

Knoester looking like the ghost of Rubezic, he’s been on his arse for 3 of their goals. Just not aggressive enough.

Mitov needs to get a stronger hand to that. We’re soft as fuck in defence.

The boy had a fistful of Keskinen’s jersey there. I’m assuming VAR aren’t bothering to get involved on the basis of the stupidity of having Keskinen mark the tallest player on the pitch at a set piece being deserving of conceding a goal.

This was a beauty, arguably one of the best we've ever had:

A minimalist/shitebag version of this:

For me it’s the other way round. I find that if Morris is up against a pacy full back he can’t easily get the better of at the first time of trying, he’ll retreat into his shell and not bother trying unless he gets a head start. Keskinen never seems to let failure bother him. If it doesn’t work first time, he’ll keep going at it. End product isn’t always there, but he’s still usually the player on the pitch most likely to produce something from nothing. If he can find consistency in his output, he’ll be a multi-million pound player.

The whinging about Devlin’s second yellow card is pointless, he should have already received it when he needlessly attacked Knoester 10 minutes prior, which Knoester somehow ended up getting booked for.

Hearts down to 9. Perfect conditions for us to chuck it at the death.

Taking Keskinen off when extra time is looming is a bit silly. I’d have him playing a central-ish free role and keep Dabbagh on the bench.

Devlin’s exposed because Sokler has no idea how to play wide right, especially the defensive aspects. Should have kept Keskinen on.

Not a fan of these subs, we’re losing a lot of width, where we’ve been having quite a lot of success getting the ball forward and into the box.

B team it might be, but their starting line up cost almost £20m.

This referee is behaving like an absolute cock.

Problem with Okkels is that he’s very one-footed. Really relies on the LB supporting him in attack if he can’t get it on to his right foot.

That’s twice their number 5 has gone down pretending to be caught by Gueye. Shitehouse behaviour like that should fall under the remit of VAR, it’s just cheating.

Can we get Gueye off please?

Okkels is murder, never a £3m player.

Too busy putting my eye liner on.

Vance is a fucking weasel.