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THE OFFICIAL: "LET'S ALL LAUGH AT HEARTS"

What a win

What an atmosphere

There were terrible, just a shame we didn't hammer them, but given all the 1-0 wins they've had over us in recent years I'll take that with bells on.

 

Surely we must win on tue, then it is a huge game at the Hunnery.  After that it should only be ours to throw away. 

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  • You complete disgrace. It’s not a World Cup if you wake up with anything other than a crippling headache that can only be cured by more booze. Have a word. 

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3 hours ago, Jute said:

You complete disgrace. It’s not a World Cup if you wake up with anything other than a crippling headache that can only be cured by more booze. Have a word. 

Fair 😂😂😂 

On 14/06/2026 at 11:38, Jute said:

You complete disgrace. It’s not a World Cup if you wake up with anything other than a crippling headache that can only be cured by more booze. Have a word. 

Fwiw Jute I more than made up for it last night and I'm still hanging now.  

5 minutes ago, tlg1903 said:

Fwiw Jute I more than made up for it last night and I'm still hanging now.  

Much better. Now get to a pub and get back on it. 

15 minutes ago, Jute said:

Much better. Now get to a pub and get back on it. 

I've been in the pub since 2 pm 😂😂 

5 hours ago, tlg1903 said:

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Still in the pub?

8 hours ago, RicoS321 said:

Still in the pub?

He better be.

  • 4 weeks later...

Craig Gordon announces his retirement.

Has had some career and full credit for coming back after the injury a fair few years back.

Gordon will be up there with the great Scottish goalkeepers like Leighton and Goram.

2 hours ago, swaddon said:

Gordon will be up there with the great Scottish goalkeepers like Leighton and Goram.

Leighton and who?

2 hours ago, swaddon said:

Gordon will be up there with the great Scottish goalkeepers like Leighton and Goram.

And Goram

1 hour ago, RicoS321 said:

And Goram

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The "Mentally Attuned" Incident

Andy Goram—often affectionately known as "The Goalie"—was Scotland's first-choice goalkeeper for several major tournaments. However, his international career wasn't without controversy.

  • The 1995 Greece Match: Goram withdrew from the squad at the last minute before the European Championship qualifier in 1995, citing that he was not "mentally attuned" to do the job.

  • The Aftermath: This confession prompted terrace wits and rival fans to taunt the goalkeeper with chants of "There's only two Andy Gorams".

This deserves to be punted right up the board.

Four nil down and half an hour to go

Hearts, Hearts Glorious Hearts 🤣

I wanted them to beat Celtic to the title last year. How I have missed laughing at them 🤣

Can't wait to see what Hearts do with their Champions League millions £175k

Early days but I’m pretty confident the pessimistic cries of them being miles ahead of us now and forever out of our reach based on one good season will prove to be unfounded.

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17 hours ago, Mentorred said:

I wanted them to beat Celtic to the title last year. How I have missed laughing at them 🤣

I didn’t. We’d have never heard the end of it from those deluded insufferable cunts.

Watched that last night, thoroughly enjoyable viewing. The diet defending of set pieces and balls into the box made ours look world class.

Be lovely to see the club with 3 trophies (2 of which they cheated to win) and 5 relegations in my 55 years on the planet put firmly back in their box…

On 22/07/2026 at 14:38, The.Moog said:

I didn’t. We’d have never heard the end of it from those deluded insufferable cunts.

Watched that last night, thoroughly enjoyable viewing. The diet defending of set pieces and balls into the box made ours look world class.

Be lovely to see the club with 3 trophies (2 of which they cheated to win) and 5 relegations in my 55 years on the planet put firmly back in their box…

Most deluded fans in Scotland. Fuck them.

On 24/07/2026 at 07:03, STFU_Donny said:

Most deluded fans in Scotland. Fuck them.

Dunno if they’re deluded, or just thick. Think the most deluded goes to their bigger deep fried brother.

8 hours ago, manc_don said:

Dunno if they’re deluded, or just thick. Think the most deluded goes to their bigger deep fried brother.

I’ve always found hearts fans worse. The arrogance they display for having won sweet FA in their history is baffling.

10 hours ago, manc_don said:

Dunno if they’re deluded, or just thick. Think the most deluded goes to their bigger deep fried brother.

If you’re talking both deluded and thick, Dundee Utd fans are the benchmark

10 hours ago, STFU_Donny said:

I’ve always found hearts fans worse. The arrogance they display for having won sweet FA in their history is baffling.

Yeah, that's a fair point. Guess the huns mk2 are just confused if they're the same club who used to be successful, or the new club, which are a laughing stock. Hearts, well, they've got the sixes.

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