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Things that really annoy you


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Do you come across a lot of no voters in Australia?

 

Actually i have had a few arguments here bobby.

 

Since its full of expats.

 

Met an old hun once and his hun missus who loved thatcher and the queen. Old scottish bastards.

 

You'd be surprised.

 

You should also no that I was brought up in the central belt for a few decades before i lived here so ive seen plenty of what im talking about.

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I don't get annoyed by much, but folk at work who bang on about running and keep fit in general bugs the shyte out of me. I suppose I'd better say Xmas works parties/MAD Friday also, as this season is getting close and being a miserable cunt who doesn't partake, it usually means a painful few months ahead.

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Huns rewriting history by always saying that oldco went into admin never ever mention the L word.....

 

Uber feminist choon "You're So Vain" by Carly Simon.....lyrics say "You're so vain.....You prob'ly think this song is about you". Quite clearly the song fucking is about him you kipper lipped auld harpie....

 

Mars bars (and other such confectionary) roughly half the size they were in the 70s

 

American toilets with water the width and depth of Loch Ness. Go for a shit in one of them and the splashback gives you a complimentary enema before yer hoop gets the chance to snap shut..

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Uber feminist choon "You're So Vain" by Carly Simon.....lyrics say "You're so vain.....You prob'ly think this song is about you". Quite clearly the song fucking is about him you kipper lipped auld harpie....

 

 

 

Ach i quite like that tune, even though i know it's cheese. Mick Jagger on backing vocals, too.

 

I'm beginning to think you're not actually Ten Caat at all. I'm sure our light footed, cultured, tackle-averse Dutch left midfielder would have loved an uber feminist choon such as You're So Vain.

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People who for whatever reason are incapable of finding their seats in a theatre/ stadium/ cinema/ trains etc even after being directed by stewards or ushers.

 

For the bonus are the ones who argue that they are in the correct seat even when tickets have been produced as proof.

Once had an argument in the RDL with a guy who demanded my Dad and I get 'out of his seats'. He refused to back down and got quite aggressive when we pointed out they were our season ticket seats, the row number on his tickets was different and his seats were actually for the upper tier. Steward eventually took him away.

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Not that sure I agree with people just being "taken away"

 

Well not in principle anyway.

 

In practice it's a different story.

 

Let me start with the auld bugger who's inevitably in front of me while boarding a plane.

 

A few moments are spent staring at row 7

 

A very patient stewardess ( god knows how they do it) carefully explains that her ticket is in fact for row 29

 

A very brief shuffle  later we stop to stare at row 8

 

A very patient stewardess........ach you get the drift.

 

 

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Trying to get UK passport pics taken in the US.

Been to 2 different places that clearly said "yes we can do them to the correct size/specification" only to find out when I get there that they've no clue.  :hammer:

No 45mm x 35mm is NOT 2" square and you can't just cut off 15mm from one side (even if you know what 15mm is you backwards idiot)

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Fucking eBay :hammer:

 

Email today telling me my account is suspended permanently for "suspicious activity"

What is this "suspicious activity" you ask?

Has MBT been buying bomb making materiel?

Has MBT been buying Chinese sex dolls?

Has MBT been selling his homemade porn?

Nope, I bout a guitar in July for $200, some AFC stickers in August for $6 and was buying a guitar stand last week for $27. This is apparently a "standard pattern of fraudulent account use" according to the feckless bint I spoke to on the phone.

Last time I ever use them >:D

 

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Up early, as I always am, and watching the EPL (because the MSL is soooo bad this is the only "decent" fitba I get to watch (thank you RedTV for being shite)) and the Spurs/Kane?Alli wankfest is making me nauseous.

 

Apparently they should be winning the EPL/CL/World cup and Kane is (genuine quote) "...the best all round striker I've ever seen..." :hammer:

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