donsdaft Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 It's probably been done before but I can't find it so here goes. I'm in a restaurant. People that photograph their food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrakowDon Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 That's what you get for dating 20 year olds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donsdaft Posted August 18, 2017 Author Share Posted August 18, 2017 I had no choice. Her 17 year old sister was washing her hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAl Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 I had no choice. Her 17 year old sister was washing her hair. Aye you fucking wish min Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAl Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Grammar nowadays Lack of numeracy skills Huns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket_scientist Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 People who... no wait, that's not it. People that... no. People. They bug me. And top buttons done up on shirts and polo shirts. Fucking poncey poofs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LA-Don Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 Bad grammar and poor spelling on texts, emails, social media etc. Write in sentences and learn how to spell good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donsdaft Posted August 19, 2017 Author Share Posted August 19, 2017 This'll upset a few. Baseball caps Has there ever been anything so stupidly designed to go on your head? Cheap and nasty bastards of things. While we're at it. I saw a yank family the other day including Dad and a couple of sulky looking teenage boys about 14 and 16 All three wearing fuckin baseball caps. Now, when I was a sulky 14 year old, if anyone had told me I had to wear the same clothes as my father I would have spontaneously combusted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dons8321 Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 This'll upset a few. Baseball caps Has there ever been anything so stupidly designed to go on your head? Cheap and nasty bastards of things. While we're at it. I saw a yank family the other day including Dad and a couple of sulky looking teenage boys about 14 and 16 All three wearing fuckin baseball caps. Now, when I was a sulky 14 year old, if anyone had told me I had to wear the same clothes as my father I would have spontaneously combusted. Ripped jeans (why would you do that) Tattoos Girls (usually) who can't say a sentence without the word "like" in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donsdaft Posted August 19, 2017 Author Share Posted August 19, 2017 When I were a lad....... When you got new jeans you practically had to stay inside. A figure of mirth for everyone to point and laugh at. But Once you had worn them in, volunteerd a few times to play in goal so you got them extra spattered in mud. Faded them and torn them with your own efforts. Then you had YOUR jeans, a thing to be proud of. The rot started with pre faded jeans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc_don Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 Common sense, it's something that so many people, young and old, don't have anymore and it does my head in. Putting others first, lots of people, in London particularly, are selfish fucksake and won't do the decent thing. Eating with your mouth open, you do that and I want to punch you in the face and throw you under the nearest object. Its irrational but I know I'm not alone. Fucking close your mouth you moronic twat. I dont care what is sustaining you, and I sure as hell don't want to hear about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dons8321 Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 When I were a lad....... When you got new jeans you practically had to stay inside. A figure of mirth for everyone to point and laugh at. But Once you had worn them in, volunteerd a few times to play in goal so you got them extra spattered in mud. Faded them and torn them with your own efforts. Then you had YOUR jeans, a thing to be proud of. The rot started with pre faded jeans And sitting in the bath until they shrunk to your size! Other annoying things : People walking down the street staring at their mobile phones People checking their phones every minute (aren't I interesting enough for you, then) Mobile phones, basically (only ever had one for a week) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gervaise_Brookhampster Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 People who start sentences with SO Folk who call the ground the floor when it's outside People who say pound instead of pounds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elgindon Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 Pouting for selfies When's that shite going to stop.Are they so thick they think we dont know?.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donsdaft Posted August 19, 2017 Author Share Posted August 19, 2017 Facebook I mean, what a ridiculous fuckin name to start with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madbadteacher Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 Watching the EPL on the telly (I know, I know but it's the only live fitba I can watch, the MLS is just terrible, a retirement home for European pros who dodn't go to China). The uberwank over any English-born player id irritating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 So, people who don't look where they are going when walking down the street. Particularly those who suddenly stop for no apparent reason and give no consideration to those behind walking in the same direction, and those who walk out of a shop without looking in both directions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nips_and_Tatties Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 I start some sentence with So People who call the U fucking K...a country. Shite Rappers ACDC and their fans Rudeness Very loud talkers in restaurants (usually english, germans or americans ive noticed) Tories People with no sense of humour Scots who dont support their own national fitbaw team. Huns Groups of lads looking to kick and stomp on someones head Violence ISIS Religion Great white sharks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MálagaSheep Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 Bad manners! Wankers on phones that don't realise they are fucking mobile. Get to fuck out the room. Wankers on phones that hold then in the most ridiculous posiions but not over their fuckin lug! Kids on phones and ipads! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupie82 Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 Pouting for selfies When's that shite going to stop.Are they so thick they think we dont know?.... I was in Revolution one night a few weeks back and 4 lassies in the mid 20's spent around 40 minutes just taking selfies... not even an exaggeration. There was very little talk between them and even less drinking. As stunning as they were, they looked like f*cking mongs just posing and pouting for such a long length of time. The world is becoming more retarded by the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrant Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 Grown adults that have the ability of a newborn baby to control their emotions. The arrogance shown by (anyone but especially) religious types looking down on us non-religious types. And the arrogance of humans who for some reason believe they are more important or more valuable a life form than others. "Kill all seagulls. The cunts wake me up" and the like. Gtf with that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyBiscuit Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 I was in Revolution one night a few weeks back and 4 lassies in the mid 20's spent around 40 minutes just taking selfies... not even an exaggeration. There was very little talk between them and even less drinking. As stunning as they were, they looked like f*cking mongs just posing and pouting for such a long length of time. The world is becoming more retarded by the day. I saw a couple of blokes - and I mean blokes, not wee laddies or anything, these guys looked your football types - in the South Stand on Saturday taking selfies as the game was going on. Repulsive, abhorrent behaviour and exactly the sort of thing a football banning order should be given for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donsdaft Posted August 21, 2017 Author Share Posted August 21, 2017 Can we not just bring back punching folk in the face. Anyone who takes a picture of themselves is just crying out for a smack on the nose. There should be a reward for anyone doing this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicoS321 Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 Grown adults that have the ability of a newborn baby to control their emotions. The arrogance shown by (anyone but especially) religious types looking down on us non-religious types. And the arrogance of humans who for some reason believe they are more important or more valuable a life form than others. "Kill all seagulls. The cunts wake me up" and the like. Gtf with that shit. Jesus forgives your intolerance of others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrant Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 Jesus forgives your intolerance of others. That's a relief because if I'm wrong then I'll be reliant on his forgiveness. Another one for the list.. Folk who don't bother their selfish arses to cleanup after their dogs. I always seems to be dodging dog shite whether it's in toon or further-a-field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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