Since there has no been one in ages and i see its her 42 Birthday today, I thought i woud stick this up.

 

Happy Birthday to the beautiful Eva Longoria

 

 

 

 

Ps. Twice my wife has been told she looks like her! 

 

:rofl: I fucking wish!

 

Well, I've heard of your wife but not Eva.

 

Nae really my type but aye ok.

Well, I've heard of your wife but not Eva.

 

Nae really my type but aye ok.

 

I beg your pardon DD?

Mrs Malaga?

 

She gets a mention on here as does Mrs Donsdaft.

 

 

Mrs Malaga is obviously out of bounds but given that I've been offered a shottie of that Eva quine, it would be rude to turn her down.

42?!?! blimey, where has the time gone.  She was always one of my favourites.

You would have to be light on your loafers if you said no to that! I get the feeling I'd be a bit o a two pump tony 

You would have to be light on your loafers if you said no to that! I get the feeling I'd be a bit o a two pump tony 

 

  Hinna heard at een fur years.

 

Next week, I will be attending Salts Mill which houses a lot of the work of David Hockney, who was light on his loafers.

 

He's one of the best artists on the planet.

 

On topic, I would walk the length of Union Street to pump her. And I hope to be more effective than Gervaise in doing so.

 

Oh go on then, the length of Union Street and the length of King Street. Wouldn't walk to Peterheid or the Broch though. Actually, I would, just to boast to you cunts about it.

 

Nae really a WYOWYN is it? More a how many times in a row do you reckon you'd manage? Or a HMTIARWYM if you like...

 

That'll be a yes from me then and i reckon i might even manage a third time in a row if she was willing to do some dirty work to make the old boy stand to attention again. 

I know its no really a WYOWYN but since we haven't had one for a while I thought since it was her birthday I would stick her up. Bit o nice morning viewing. And plus am a perv

I know its no really a WYOWYN but since we haven't had one for a while I thought since it was her birthday I would stick her up. Bit o nice morning viewing. And plus am a perv

 

Very glad you did, Malaga.  A welcomed view

Pedigree Dawg.   

 

I'm in. 

 

Big time

Very glad you did, Malaga.  A welcomed view

 

Wait till the summer starts Manc,

Malaga's beach sight seeing veiws may become a special feature on here! 

 

Thats if I don't get locked up 

Aye

 

Nuff said

Fuck Aye

100% in wow.