The Great Lettuce shortage 2017

 

With the nation facing severe leaf shortages caused by an ever belligerent European Union, will our staunch allies over the Atlantic Ocean be able to help keep our winter salad vegetables available instore and online.

 

Surely our special relationship with Donald Trump's America will save the day.

 

Perhaps a royal wedding will divert the people's attention from their deprivation.

 

How will we survive?

Best topic title in a long time.

On subject however can't help that like most things if the media didn't harp on about it then there wouldn't be a problem with panic buying.

 

It's the kids with rabbits needing fed that I feel sorry for

I fear this shortage is just the tip of the iceberg.

What a title! 

 

May be a little gem for the other lettuce leaves though

Put yer orders in, will full a suitcase for you next Saturday

Put yer orders in, will full a suitcase for you next Saturday

 

Suppose if we're shite against county, you've got something to throw.

Suppose if we're shite against county, you've got something to throw.

 

Your post reminded me of the Hearts fans throwing bananas at Mark Walters.

 

It's amazing to think stuff like that happened in our lifetimes.

Your post reminded me of the Hearts fans throwing bananas at Mark Walters.

 

It's amazing to think stuff like that happened in our lifetimes.

 

 

That was disgusting behaviour it was also embarrassing to witness straight out of the deep south of USA from back in the 60s

 

Totally different with the fans from chucking snowballs at a certain Celtic player away to take a corner.