Now people have been saying that Clark especially will be getting abuse on Saturday. Have they thought this through? No they haven't! We can still get money for him, and if we are singing "Your not worth a fiver" etc etc at him and there is a scout up they may rumble he is not worth anything. There may be even more scouts there to watch our Scotland B International, so I vote we have wail and gnash our teeth to pretend we will miss him and try and get some money in for him.

She's buggered off to Livi for a couple of weeks to do "stuff" she can't do here.

 

 

 

Erm, where to start . . . . .

My acidic humour has passed by you there hasn't it ? Either that or you actually do abuse her 

 

 

Naw, too fucking scared to abuse her

Get that sorted.

She's buggered off to Livi for a couple of weeks to do "stuff" she can't do here.

 

 

 

Stuff?! What do you mean stuff?

Shopping, sailing, swimming, getting another 2 rescue cats, finally getting me my Birthday/Xmas present, communing with the forces of evil, sacrificing an innocent child or two, visiting friends, making someone else miserable for a change....

 

You get the idea?

Shopping, sailing, swimming, getting another 2 rescue cats, finally getting me my Birthday/Xmas present, communing with the forces of evil, sacrificing an innocent child or two, visiting friends, making someone else miserable for a change....

 

You get the idea?

 

The correct answer would have been "ye kin, stuff".

First rule of a stuff debate. Never reveal what stuff actually consists of 

Hmm well that one's dead in the water!...............

As dead as disco my friend 

As dead as disco my friend 

 

He's very much alive Ajja!

He's very much alive Ajja!

 

Last time I saw him (in Madrid) he was teetering on the precipice.

Last time I saw him (in Madrid) he was teetering on the precipice.

 

Linds was babysitting him, and he still fell over 3 fucking rows!

 

Still, tan a litre of mother's ruin in addition to the cervesa and that's pretty much a likely outcome!

Linds was babysitting him, and he still fell over 3 fucking rows!

 

Still, tan a litre of mother's ruin in addition to the cervesa and that's pretty much a likely outcome!

 

The three beers over breakfast were a signpost down a slippery track I thought. Spanish omlette or not.

The three beers over breakfast were a signpost down a slippery track I thought. Spanish omlette or not.

 

My kinda guy!

Drunk and incapable of fending you off?

Drunk and incapable of fending you off?

 

And wearing a skirt and no knickers . . . .

So what kind of reception did the contract rebels get today then

So what kind of reception did the contract rebels get today then

 

Few guys behind us were booing Clark when he was on the ball but we soon put them right 

Few guys behind us were booing Clark when he was on the ball but we soon put them right 

 

We've never liked Clark. The club got offered silly money for him and accepted it. What we gonna do? Let's boo the player!!!!

 

Proof that there are numbskulls in the Red Army too!

Few guys behind us were booing Clark when he was on the ball but we soon put them right 

FFS clark why is the world so sexist Its ALL your fault you racist bastard

 

FFS Clark Langfeild should have scored from that goal kick! You retard!

 

Clark shoot from your 6 yard box you cunt!

 

Palestine - I blame clark! he's a bigot!

 

Clark rapes grannys! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

Shut up those fucking retards