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Found something funny, odd or otherwise noteworthy?  Why not post it here so the rest of us can waste our live pointlessly sifting through frivolous junk like the ADO generation we are, too. YAY!  :thumbsup:

 

Here's a blog of a guy ranting at cute animals.

 

http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/

 

EDIT: "What's this doing in M,G and M?" I hear you ask.  Well it should be in Off Topic but I'm a bit crap and fucked up. Is there an adult around who can move it? Thanks.

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I tried to follow that link at uni.

 

It said it was blocked.

 

I went home to open this link.

 

Disappointed  :-\

I tried to follow that link at uni.

 

It said it was blocked.

 

I went home to open this link.

 

Disappointed  :-\

 

You are gay, away and use Kazaa Lite or something.

You are gay, away and use Kazaa Lite or something.

 

???

???

 

He's back?!

He's back?!

 

Who?

 

Adam?

Who?

 

Adam?

 

Fuck you man.

This went in a strange direction real quick.

Fuck you man.

 

:-*

This went in a strange direction real quick.

 

dave_min upset me.

 

 

dave_min upset me.

 

 

 

I didn't say anything to you?

 

Was that what annoyed you?

 

 

I didn't say anything to you?

 

Was that what annoyed you?

 

 

 

You mean you were upset at NTD?

You mean you were upset at NTD?

 

Not at him, but I was extremely disappointed with his link.

Not at him, but I was extremely disappointed with his link.

 

Oh, then we can be budz again k.

Oh, then we can be budz again k.

 

Yay!!

 

This whole episode will be going in my diary tonight  :thumbsup:

Not at him, but I was extremely disappointed with his link.

 

Where's YOUR link then? eh? EH?

 

Thats what I thought.

Where's YOUR link then? eh? EH?

 

Thats what I thought.

 

You maybe should have just kept that thought to yourself then.

 

Here's a link for you: http://www.sexwithfish.com

Amputee cage fighter makes his debut

 

Kyle Maynard, a congenital amputee has made his cage fighting debut in Alabama, a place where the sport isn't even regulated yet.

 

Maynard made his debut against an able-bodied fighter, Bryan Fry, who according to a news report could have kicked Kyle in the head, but it seems he chose not to. Why? Because that would have just been unfair.

 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O09y--0m0Wg

 

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Man, wonders will never cease! Thats ridiculous! Mind you, it is Alabama, so nothing surprises me.

Why did he not just pick him up and throw him?

Thats brilliant! He's like a little doggie!

 

Finish him!

It's more like break dancing than fighting though isn't it?

 

 

Think he'd be good at the worm?
  • 2 weeks later...

http://decentcommunity.org/2009/05/05/women-dies-after-using-jackhammer-as-dildo/[/url

 

Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo

 

Sheriff’s investigators have closed the unsettling case of a 49-year-old female construction worker found dead in her driveway after a neighbor witnessed her using a high-powered jackhammer to pleasure herself.

 

After a two-day investigation in which officials initially suspected foul play–Shirley Dent’s death on May 1 has now been ruled an accident “after severe internal distress induced by the machine was discovered,†Det.-Sgt. Karl Sprout of the Alpara County Sheriff’s Office said yesterday.

 

On May 1, a neighbor witnessed a naked Ms. Dent in her driveway “struggling to direct a jackhammer toward her mid-section.†The alarmed neighbor notified police after hearing ear-splitting moans of distress that carried over the raucous jackhammer. Authorities arrived at the scene to an unresponsive Ms. Dent, who was then transported to West Grenier Hospital where she was pronounced dead shortly thereafter.

 

The recently divorced Ms. Dent had been questioned by authorities three times over the past month after neighbors complained of her running a prostiution ring from her home. Records also show that Ms. Dent supplanted her income as the sole proprietor of a sex toy distributor.

 

Ms. Dent’s alleged extracurricular activities appear to be unrelated to her death. A neighbor who declined to be identified said, “She was a horny lady, especially after her husband moved out. My family could hear moans coming from her place all the time.â€

 

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